Ask a Stupid Question Day

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

In honor of Ask a Stupid Question Day let me start off by asking a couple of stupid questions.

Why is Stupid Question Day "celebrated" on September 28th? What's significant about that date?

Secondly:

Have you seen that AXE shampoo commercial that claims that 85% of girls find dandruff on a man to be a turn-off? What the heck is wrong with that other 15% of women polled?

What's your stupid question for Ask a Stupid Question Day?

 

[Ace]

You seem to have asked four questions, though you said that you would ask a couple.

What's the cutoff for a couple?

Seems like it should be two -- maybe three -- but four is just greedy.

 

[YankeeFan]

Terrible timing, what with Skip being on "vacation" and all.

 

[Boom_70]

You seem to have asked four questions, though you said that you would ask a couple.

What's the cutoff for a couple?

Seems like it should be two -- maybe three -- but four is just greedy.

I thought that too. He probably goes to the 12 item express checkout line with 14 items.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Is there such a thing as too many stupid questions? Wait - does that count as another question? Am I up to 6 now or does this count as the 7th? Damn - am I too stupid to actually ask a stupid question?

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Can a person let the dogs out and release the Kraken or does it have to be one or the other?

 

[Stitch]

Who are the 1 out of 5 dentists who don't recommend toothpaste?

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Does Obama still want us to pass this jobs bill?

 

[Boom_70]

Does Obama still want us to pass this jobs bill?

What jobs bill?

Who is Obama?

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Who is John Galt?

 

[Ace]

If God didn't want us to masturbate, why didn't he make our arms shorter?

 

[NickMordo]

If a flute with no hole is not a flute, is a doughnut with no hole always a Danish?

 

[RedHotChiliPrepper]

How long has Doug Williams been a black QB?

 

[Care Bear]

Is Cam Newton related to Isaac?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Who laughs at broad comedy?

 

[93Devil]

Are mattresses on sale this weekend?

 

[waterytart]

What color is a gelding?

 

[bumpy mcgee]

You gonna eat that?

 

[Ace]

Are there really any stupid questions?

Or are there just stupid people asking questions?

 

[dooley_womack1]

If women call their breasts their girls, can I call my moobs my boys?