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Armageddon the remote to turn this POS off if it shows up on my TV.
 
DemoChristian said:
Armageddon the remote to turn this POS off if it shows up on my TV.

Bingo, one of three movies I have ever walked out of.
 
You really should have put quotes around "Armageddon" in the thread title. What if this had been the real thing, huh? Then you would have had people posting about their hatred for Ben Affleck's ridiculous chin and making fun of Aerosmith while the world was ending around them. Then how would you have felt, huh? HUH?
 
RossLT said:
DemoChristian said:
Armageddon the remote to turn this POS off if it shows up on my TV.

Bingo, one of three movies I have ever walked out of.

Bless you guys. Had I not been with my future wife and another friend of ours I would have walked out. Ten minutes in, I knew I was ****ed. It was so bad it made my stomach hurt.

Worst movie I've ever sat thru...by a hair over "Malice," if only b/c Alec Baldwin was so hilariously bad it had to be seen to be believed. "I AM GOD!"
 
Horrible movie.

And did anyone else have a problem that Steven Tyler was essentially singing a love song about his daughter? Uber-creepy.
 
BYH said:
RossLT said:
DemoChristian said:
Armageddon the remote to turn this POS off if it shows up on my TV.

Bingo, one of three movies I have ever walked out of.

Bless you guys. Had I not been with my future wife and another friend of ours I would have walked out. Ten minutes in, I knew I was ****ed. It was so bad it made my stomach hurt.

Worst movie I've ever sat thru...by a hair over "Malice," if only b/c Alec Baldwin was so hilariously bad it had to be seen to be believed. "I AM GOD!"

Malice was soooo bad, it was almost good.
 
Cadet said:
Horrible movie.

And did anyone else have a problem that Steven Tyler was essentially singing a love song about his daughter? Uber-creepy.

that's what my boss was just harping on.
 
Cadet said:
Horrible movie.

And did anyone else have a problem that Steven Tyler was essentially singing a love song about his daughter? Uber-creepy.

True, though if I remember correctly, for most of her childhood he was a father in the sperm-donor sense only. Wait....that sounds worse.....
 
RossLT said:
BYH said:
RossLT said:
DemoChristian said:
Armageddon the remote to turn this POS off if it shows up on my TV.

Bingo, one of three movies I have ever walked out of.

Bless you guys. Had I not been with my future wife and another friend of ours I would have walked out. Ten minutes in, I knew I was ****ed. It was so bad it made my stomach hurt.

Worst movie I've ever sat thru...by a hair over "Malice," if only b/c Alec Baldwin was so hilariously bad it had to be seen to be believed. "I AM GOD!"

Malice was soooo bad, it was almost good.

Let's not get carried away, Ross. :D

Baldwin's been in some real ****. The only movie I ever walked out of was "The Marrying Man," which is also the movie that began his romance with Kim Basinger. Lord did that movie redefine the suck. I left b/c all my friends were kicked out of the theatre, but I wasn't unhappy to do so.
 
BYH said:
RossLT said:
BYH said:
RossLT said:
DemoChristian said:
Armageddon the remote to turn this POS off if it shows up on my TV.

Bingo, one of three movies I have ever walked out of.

Bless you guys. Had I not been with my future wife and another friend of ours I would have walked out. Ten minutes in, I knew I was ****ed. It was so bad it made my stomach hurt.

Worst movie I've ever sat thru...by a hair over "Malice," if only b/c Alec Baldwin was so hilariously bad it had to be seen to be believed. "I AM GOD!"

Malice was soooo bad, it was almost good.

Let's not get carried away, Ross. :D

Baldwin's been in some real ****. The only movie I ever walked out of was "The Marrying Man," which is also the movie that began his romance with Kim Basinger. Lord did that movie redefine the suck. I left b/c all my friends were kicked out of the theatre, but I wasn't unhappy to do so.

One of my guilty pleasures is really bad films. Last film I left was The Avengers, the minute I saw Sean Connery in the big teddy bear suit I was gone.
 
I thought this was a thread about Oregon State being a game away from the Rose Bowl.
But yes, Armageddon was on TNT last week, one of those movies you can't look away from because it is so cheesy. Sadly, I learned J.J. Abrams was a co-screenwriter on the movie.
Supposedly, NASA has a management training program where one of the requirements is to list at least 60 things scientifically wrong about the movie. I notice at least one more stupid thing about it every time I watch it.
 
How about the fact that everyone shows up at the exact same time, despite coming from all over the nation?

Wait, you said scientific ...
 
I was going to include the day lost because of the international dateline, Affleck's character setting up his own oil drilling business within a day and the fact that there is no noise in space.
 
So I've got a question. If the actual Armageddon event does begin and someone here posts a thread about it, is it a D_B because this one was made first?
 
I once had a girlfriend who tried to make Armageddon "our" movie because I suffered through it with her in the theater. I'm not exaggerating when I say that decision by her was the beginning of the end of that relationship.
 

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