Are you good-looking?

[Brian]

I'm a 2. But if someone helps me with what to wear, I become a 2.1.

Honestly, the 1-10 scale needs to become like the Pitchfork album rating scale where tenths of a point matter.

 

[JackReacher]

Me and my son are like the ghost of Moddy past. I'm nothing to look at, but I've got the cutest 2-year-old in the universe.

Weird. About 57 people at my work think THEY have the cutest baby.

 

[Big Circus]

Me and my son are like the ghost of Moddy past. I'm nothing to look at, but I've got the cutest 2-year-old in the universe.

Weird. About 57 people at my work think THEY have the cutest baby.

Well, they're wrong.

Weird that you, of all people, commented on this. I glanced at one of my wife's maternity dresses and it had a Sonner label. When did you get into the fashion game?

 

[JackReacher]

Me and my son are like the ghost of Moddy past. I'm nothing to look at, but I've got the cutest 2-year-old in the universe.

Weird. About 57 people at my work think THEY have the cutest baby.

Well, they're wrong.

Weird that you, of all people, commented on this. I glanced at one of my wife's maternity dresses and it had a Sonner label. When did you get into the fashion game?

Didn't know I was, but your wife has great taste! :)

 

[TheWritingWaffle]

Most definitely not.

 

[dooley_womack1]

You have a face like a griddle.

 

[Matt Stephens]

Oh, you know it.

 

[Lugnuts]

You know what? All that really matters in life is that my fellow lesbian grease monkeys on the pit crew think I'm hot as hell.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I just wrecked my car

 

[Matt Stephens]

You know what? All that really matters in life is that my fellow lesbian grease monkeys on the pit crew think I'm hot as hell.

That I'm good looking. Why else would I love working in newspapers and and radio more than TV? ;)

 

[Versatile]

You know what? All that really matters in life is that my fellow lesbian grease monkeys on the pit crew think I'm hot as hell.

Words to live by.

 

[TrooperBari]

I tick all the proper boxes -- fat, hairy and homely with rapidly thinning hair -- so I figure I fall somewhere in the 3 to 4 range. Fortunately, the vast majority of my job interviews have been over the phone.