An Appeal To The Board's Rebel Contingent

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Younger FB No. 2 just got a job in residence life at Ole Miss, where he also will go to grad school. He is, as they say, over the moon, having visited last weekend and discovered that the campus is not as terrible place to be a young, good-looking single guy.
First time away from home and far far away, so any of you with tips about the area, restaurants, etc. etc. post them here or PM me if you'd like, and I'll appreciate it.
 
Wow, the board's liberal emeritus' son is going to a school nicknamed the Rebels? Hmmm.

First thing I would do is buy a pickup truck. Then, by truck nuts for said pickup truck. Then, become a Republican.
 
Fenian_Bastard said:
Younger FB No. 2 just got a job in residence life at Ole Miss, where he also will go to grad school. He is, as they say, over the moon, having visited last weekend and discovered that the campus is not as terrible place to be a young, good-looking single guy.
First time away from home and far far away, so any of you with tips about the area, restaurants, etc. etc. post them here or PM me if you'd like, and I'll appreciate it.

You say this person is related to you?
 
Also to his mother.
Gregor Mendel was very smart.
C'mon, folks. ONE serious answer before we get to page 27 would be nice.
(Who in hell am I kidding?)
 
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Ahem, well, Hotty Toddy and a warm welcome to the young Northerner.
 
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IRT the co-eds on campus, let's just say there's more pie than at Marie Callender's.
 
Fenian_Bastard said:
Also to his mother.
Gregor Mendel was very smart.
C'mon, folks. ONE serious answer before we get to page 27 would be nice.
(Who in hell am I kidding?)

I'd buy a Southern-to-English dictionary. Seriously.



Grimace said:
Wow, the board's liberal emeritus' son is going to a school nicknamed the Rebels? Hmmm.

First thing I would do is buy a pickup truck. Then, by truck nuts for said pickup truck. Then, become a Republican.

Oxford, though, is not Starkville. It's actually a nice, little Southern town, a great walking town. Don't know if I'd like to live there, but, I say, I say, it has it's charms.
 
I haven't been back to Oxford in a year, so this might be dated.
Proud Larry's. Good grub. Locals call it Loud Larry's.
Doe's Eat Place. Great steaks and serious tamales.
Library. Was once a good place to drink and hear live music.
The bookstore on the sqaure is pretty awesome.
I'll think of more.
 
Is the li'l ******* a reader? A fan of bookstores? He's going to be around the corner from one of the nation's best:

http://www.squarebooks.com/
 
If your son's a reader, Square Books is phenomenal.

And forget Graceland, check out Graceland, Too, just up the road in Holly Springs:

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MSHOLgracelandtoo.html

I would, however, make the trip to Memphis just for Rendevous ribs.

Hey, can't chase tail all the time ... though, at Ole Miss, you stand as good a chance as anywhere of accomplishing that.
 
To WI and jmac --
He was down for the last interview last weekend and spent two afternoons in Square -- he's an aspiring playwright -- and was quite taken with the fact that he found a picture hanging there of Jayne Anne Phillips, from whom he took an undergrad course. And he also visited Faulkner's grave and picked up whatever dependent clauses were laying around on the ground.
Thanks for the dining selection, Jay.
 
Doe's is a great place for steak and tamales. President Clinton gorged on the one in Little Rock on a regular basis. Say what you will about his politics, but the man knows good food.

When you're in town, take the Fenian scion to Clarksdale to Morgan Freeman's Madidi. http://www.madidires.com/

Rendevous ribs are overrated. You can find just as good in Memphis without the two-hour wait.

And tell him to remember this famous Ole Miss saying "We might lose the game, but we'll never lose the party."
 
http://www.olemiss.edu/depts/u_museum/rowan_oak/interactive.html

http://www.olemiss.edu/fordcenter/

http://www.oxfordfilmfest.com
 
Is Ole Miss ready?

Um, not for this one. Not even close.

I'll try to post some tips later. Right now I've got to go pick up my son and laugh my ass off for two hours thinking of FB visting the Grove for a singalong.

 
Good call on Graceland, Too.
You'll never go to a place stranger.
Like an acid trip without taking any drugs.
 
Oxford is a great town. I've only been there once, but it's something else. I'll echo the comments about the scenery, Square Books and Proud Larry's. There was a pretty decent record store in the middle of the town, and there's supposed to be a good studio in town -- Elvis Costello, Modest Mouse and the Hives all made records out there in the past couple of years.
 
*Removes jaw from floor*

Haven't been back to the alma mater since I left in June. Man, I miss it. Heading back for Double Decker later this month, though. That'll be a fun weekend.

As for restaurants, sorry, but Doe's is closed. It closed early in 2007.

The best place near town is, by far, the Yocona River Inn. The kid won't be able to afford it, but Mom and Pops should take him for graduation.

The once famous Oxford Steak Company has moved across town, but is still a good joint, although pricey.

Ajax is a firm No. 2 on my list. Great southern food, like catfish po-boys, squash casserole, fried eggplant, fried okra, the Double Deuce Burger, quail. Well, you get the picture. GREAT BLOODY MARYS, too.

Petra is a new Persian restaurant (or, was about a year ago) that's not too bad. Just off the square.

Pearl Street Pasta is the second in a two-store chain (the other's in Natchez) that can't hold a candle to its namesake. Good southern twists on Italian dishes, though. Great sweet vinigrette dressing.

Larry's is the hippie joint in town. At any time, you'll see dudes with long hair, beards and Birkenstocks playing Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash on the radio. Best calzones I've ever eaten. They're also the only place in town you can get decent beer, too. Can't sing there unless you've recorded an album. T-Model Ford plays there quite often.

The Burgandy Room is a decent, up-scale bar that's beside City Grocery, another upscale but popular bar.

One of my favorites was Murph's. It is the closest thing to a pub that you'll find. It's a dump, but that's the way I like 'em.

Parrish's is across the square from Square Books (which is one of the only two places Grisham signs books, btw). It's an OK college bar. Always a little too loud for me, though.

I've also had a few good times at Jubilee, which is a few steps off the square. There, you can not only find a pretty good lunch, but a three-piece band on some evenings.

But back to restaurants.

The Rib Cage is pretty decent. The ****ing owner closed down the only decent rib joint in Tupelo to focus on the new one in Oxford. ****ing cocksucker.

Handy Andy, which is a little north of town on North Lamar, is the best barbecue for miles. Really good tea.

For the real southern experience, now is the time to visit Dixie Crawfish, which is right beside Handy Andy. Go buy a couple of pounds and some beer. Mmm, mmm, good.

Just past those two is a place called The Beacon. Great breakfast. It's where the locals go for coffee and cigarettes. The waitresses wear shirts that say, "Naw, we ain't got no sweet tea."

The first McCallister's Deli was opened in Oxford, too. Just beside it is a place called Newk's. It's really hard to explain Newk's. You can get just about anything there. Sushi, chicken fingers, burgers, beer.

Couple of decent Mexican joints around town.

Congratulate the lad on his choice. The Ole Miss and Oxford a great places. Ole Miss is good at six things: Writing, accounting ;D , baseball, the blues, tailgating and hot ass women. Not necessarily in that order.

Hope this helps. And now, you gotta return the favor for New York. The wife and I have planned a New Year's trip.
 

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