All Star game blowout hosted by me

[poindexter]

Sorry for the late notice, but I am down for hosting a two day All Star game blowout. Anybody SportsJournalists.commers interested? I am envisioning an elite So Cal strike force of about 5-7, plus some honeys. The Poin Militia is kinda short on funds, food and liquor. Oh, and a place to hang. But other than that, I am down with a big blowout.

Anybody want to join the festivities, pm me and I will send the sacred digits.

 

[Ace]

Count me in, Dexter. I claim the barcolounger. And if Jones attends, he needs his own john.

Now, where are the honeys?

 

[friend of a friend]

count me in

 

[Flash]

The Flash Marines regret they are unable to attend. They have some Bomb & Sucky to engage, necessitating their presence north of the 49th.

I understand, however, the Militia will provide entertainment that is proveably and demonstrably hotter than Studio 54 in its heyday.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Have you warned your wife, Poin? Or is she one of the honeys?

 

[zeke12]

I'm in. Will need airfare to the Bay Area, tickets to the game and some pocket cash. Also, someone to call my boss and till him why I won't be at work.

Zeke will get you back. Hit me with those digits.

 

[poindexter]

The Poin Militia doesn't need approval from anyone, Dools.

I've got a couple of cans of Coors Light left over from July 4, Dools... and one of the junior elite strike force members are digging a latrine for Jones.. Are you down?

 

[dooley_womack1]

JDV and Cran have also made overtures. Dig me up some Bud Light, tho, and I'm down like Motown for your special forces.

 

[poindexter]

Oh, and there might just be a surprise guest....



hint

 

[Ace]

I'm in. Will need airfare to the Bay Area, tickets to the game and some pocket cash. Also, someone to call my boss and till him why I won't be at work.

Zeke will get you back. Hit me with those digits.

I'll call Zeke's boss for you, Dexter, but I'm kinda light on folding money, too.

Can we get UTshooter to get shots of honeys draped on us for our avatars?

Dooley's damsels are gonna need more than beer. Maybe a date-rape drug.

 

[Ace]

Oh, and there might just be a surprise guest....



hint

Tris Speaker?

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

The Trouser_Buddah Order of Water Buffaloes has some original Zima and Crystal Pepsi to contribute...

Zima Swiller and Manure Tiller

T_B

 

[dooley_womack1]

Nah, Ace, I'll tell em I work for the Plain Dealer; safer than rufies and more certain.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

The Inky Black Ops Division will sadly be unable to attend.

 

[friend of a friend]

Not to brag, but I can probably afford to put a case of beer on my credit card.

 

[dooley_womack1]

And none of that Natty Light ****; microbrew all the way.

 

[Ace]

Nah, Ace, I'll tell em I work for the Plain Dealer; safer than rufies and more certain.

Provably

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Jones already has hosted an all-star game blowout. The results were ****ty.

 

[Clever username]

Why don't you all grow up and be somebody.

 

[audreyld]

I'm in. Will need airfare to the Bay Area, tickets to the game and some pocket cash. Also, someone to call my boss and till him why I won't be at work.

Zeke will get you back. Hit me with those digits.

I'll call Zeke's boss for you, Dexter, but I'm kinda light on folding money, too.

Can we get UTshooter to get shots of honeys draped on us for our avatars?

Dooley's damsels are gonna need more than beer. Maybe a date-rape drug.

Man, I'm not trying to start anything, but my skills are going to cost you. I'm provaby, demonstrably on top of my game, drug-free all the time, yo.

Just ask my pals David LaChapelle and Annie Leibovitz. I trained 'em. I told Dave, "Man, 30 days with me and you'll be a celebrity photog in no time."

And you know what? It happened.