A tradition unlike any other.....

[Chef2]

It's Steak and BJ Day!

Celebrate at will!

 

[dooley_womack1]

Jim Nantz damn well better not have to be part of this

 

[Boom_70]

What do steak and bj's have in common?

 

[slappy4428]

Most of us will get neither today?

 

[Care Bear]

What do steak and bj's have in common?

They're both improved by a rub?

 

[21]

Vegans: 'Now we know how Jews feel on Christmas.'

 

[HC]

Vegans SJ Members: 'Now we know how Jews feel on Christmas.'

 

[Care Bear]

When do women get to celebrate "Sorbet and don't touch me" day?

 

[Boom_70]

Wouldn't "sorbet and touch me in the right place " day make for a better experience?

 

[TheWritingWaffle]

At this point, it's just Pi Day for me.

Can't eat steak due to WeightWatcher points.
Can't get a BJ due to...looking like Charlie Weis

Ere go, sticking with Pi Day

 

[Ace]

I can't afford steak and BJ day this year.

I'll have to settle for hamburger and hand job day.

 

[Boom_70]

I can't afford steak and BJ day this year.

I'll have to settle for hamburger and hand job day.

Pssssst. you're not suppose to pick up the tab today.

 

[Ace]

I can't afford steak and BJ day this year.

I'll have to settle for hamburger and hand job day.

Pssssst. you're not suppose to pick up the tab today.

My bad. Usually I have to pay.

 

[Ace]

What do vegans celebrate on this day?

PBJ Day

 

[farmerjerome]

I made the colossal mistake of mentioning March 14th in front of my boss the other day.

This guy is so clueless, his faced turned the color of a Redskins' uniform when someone explained it.

Thank god I work in a pretty, um, open environment. Annnnnd I was off the clock.

 

[Ace]

Jason Whitlock reports than in Asia they celebrate Sushi and Shrimp Day.

 

[HC]

At this point, it's just Pi Day for me.

Can't eat steak due to WeightWatcher points.
Can't get a BJ due to...looking like Charlie Weis

Ere go, sticking with Pi Day

I'm on WW and eat steak frequently. Lean steak isn't bad points wise and I have it with mushrooms and salad.

The other thing ... you're on your own.

 

[TheWritingWaffle]

At this point, it's just Pi Day for me.

Can't eat steak due to WeightWatcher points.
Can't get a BJ due to...looking like Charlie Weis

Ere go, sticking with Pi Day

I'm on WW and eat steak frequently. Lean steak isn't bad points wise and I have it with mushrooms and salad.

The other thing ... you're on your own.

I have to find lean steak.

And...poo.

 

[SpeedTchr]

It's Steak and BJ Day!

Celebrate at will!

Whew... I thought I was about to read about another self-mutilation episode...

 

[imjustagirl]

What do steak and bj's have in common?

They're both improved by a rub?

A huge ovation for this one. I laughed out loud.