A serious Snakes question

[fmrsped]

A friend of mine, also dripping in anticipation of this **** movie, posed this one:

How the hell do Sam L. and Co. get the guns on the plane to kill the snakes?

I mean, in this day and age of heightened security, is Sam L., a badass looking black man, going to walk on the plane with AK 47s, and just tell the NSA agent that, well, "I get the feeling some snakes may attack today."

So many questions, so little time left to speculate.

Snakes on a Plane: Catch the fever.

 

[Gutter]

YES! I've always wanted to do that.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Two more serious Snakes questions:

1. What's the over/under on Snakes' Razzie nominations?

2. Is Samuel L. Jackson a mortal lock to win worst actor this year? If so, should I bet on him?

 

[MrWrite]

isn't he some kind of law enforcement agent, transporting some guy or something?

i feel like that's right at the beginning of commercials i've seen. about some dude testifying or some such nonsense.

not that the details are important. what counts is that there are snakes on the m********** plane!

 

[farmerjerome]

Should we have an official Snakes on a Plane thread and sticky it? At least for this weekend?

I've seen a bunch of snakes threads this week.

 

[fmrsped]

Should we have an official Snakes on a Plane thread and sticky it? At least for this weekend?

I've seen a bunch of snakes threads this week.

Yeah, sorry to add another one, but I'm dying in anticipation and couldn't hold it any longer.

 

[DisembodiedOwlHead]

A friend of mine, also dripping in anticipation of this **** movie, posed this one:

How the hell do Sam L. and Co. get the guns on the plane to kill the snakes?

I mean, in this day and age of heightened security, is Sam L., a badass looking black man, going to walk on the plane with AK 47s, and just tell the NSA agent that, well, "I get the feeling some snakes may attack today."

So many questions, so little time left to speculate.

Snakes on a Plane: Catch the fever.

I have a question for you: Are you really calling for logic in a movie about snakes taking over a commercial airplane?



(And, yeah, he is transporting some key witness and must NOT ONLY defeat the snakes but also keep them from killing the witness plus land the plane.)

 

[Bob Cook]

Last night, the Daily Show, before its interview with SLJ, showed the clip (bleeped) where he says, "I sick of these mutha****in' snakes on this mutha****in' plane!"

Best. clip. ever.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

As horrible as this movie's gonna be (and make no mistake it's gonna be tragically horrible), think how bad it would be if Sam Jackson wasn't in it.

Mace Windu in Snakes on a Plane: The mother****ing force is strong in these mother****ing snakes!

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

"Snakes? Snakes? Where do I know that name from?"[/joepesci]

 

[EStreetJoe]

As horrible as this movie's gonna be (and make no mistake it's gonna be tragically horrible), think how bad it would be if Sam Jackson wasn't in it.

Mace Windu in Snakes on a Plane: The mother****ing force is strong in these mother****ing snakes!

Or if it had been Harrison Ford instead of Samuel Jackson...

Indiana Jones in Snakes on a Plane: Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes.

 

[leo1]

maybe it's because i'm an old fuddy or maybe it's because my wife is terrified of snakes but this whole phenomenon does absolutely nothing for me. i'm not ripping the people who are into it and i'm not saying i don't get why people think it's so cool - because i sort of do - but this excites me as much as drinking a glass of water.

 

[KP]

TSA just missed a couple guns. You expect them to find EVERY weapon?!

 

[John]