A good day today

[beefncheddar]

Mama cooked the breakfast wit no hog.

 

[Diabeetus]

I got to sleep in today cause the deadbolt on the door at work wouldn't open and the locksmith couldn't get here before noon. I love sleep.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

 

[Armchair_QB]

The boss has left me to run the ship while she's on vacation.

Thus, the Acting Director of Marketing and Communications is planning to close the office doors at 2:30, considering tomorrow is a holiday and all.

Will they be breaking into "Oh Canada" at midnight at Cowboys tonight?

 

[BYH]

I woke up early enough to drag my trash can to the curb (a rare thing, seeing as the assholes only come at about 8 a.m. on my day off, which makes getting the trash out there in time nearly impossible, so when I actually do, it's cause for celebration)...

Can't you put the garbage out the night before?

 

[Pilot]

I woke up early enough to drag my trash can to the curb (a rare thing, seeing as the assholes only come at about 8 a.m. on my day off, which makes getting the trash out there in time nearly impossible, so when I actually do, it's cause for celebration)...

Can't you put the garbage out the night before?

There are bears in dem' der trees. So sadly, no, I can not.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I priced plane tickets to go see somebody important. It made me smile, even if the ticket won't be.

Is it expensive to fly to Cleveland these days?

 

[forever_town]

I priced plane tickets to go see somebody important. It made me smile, even if the ticket won't be.

Is it expensive to fly to Cleveland these days?

She said she was going to see somebody important.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Tonight I was starting to grill, and the coupling between the propane tank and the hose was making a funny noise. I sort of married into this grill -- my wife had it before we were married -- and I've always hated it. I said, basically joking, "You know, with the stimulus check, I could just buy a new grill," and grinned.

She said, "That's actually a great idea. I've always hated that grill."

I get to buy a new grill! This makes me very happy.

 

[mike311gd]

I went for a long walk, enjoyed a two-hour phone call and took a two-hour nap. And I didn't lose anyone to gangster rap. It's been a good day.

 

[sportschick]

I saw Wanted. I was a happy girl.

 

[old_tony]

I'm on vacation. So I slept late, then went to a festival, then went to a poker tournament. Now I'm home on the couch with the local nine on TV. Days don't get much better.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I priced plane tickets to go see somebody important. It made me smile, even if the ticket won't be.

Even if the ticket won't be what? Somebody important?

Getting to be a copy editor off the clock makes it a good day. :D

 

[buckweaver]

I get to buy a new grill! This makes me very happy.

Oh, I don't know. I thought the one your wife had was pretty good. 8) ;) :D

Grills rule. I've got mine fired up right now. Green chile burgers, baby (don't knock 'em 'til you've tried 'em -- or you live with a New Mexican. ;))

 

[sportschick]

I priced plane tickets to go see somebody important. It made me smile, even if the ticket won't be.

Even if the ticket won't be what? Somebody important?

Getting to be a copy editor off the clock makes it a good day. :D

Damn you! If it would morph into said person, I'd be ecstatic.

I think I meant "won't be cheap." :P

 

[dooley_womack1]

C'mon, you know I couldn't pass up the low fruit.

 

[Flash]

I noticed definition around my triceps. And it made me smile.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Passing on the dozens of possible lame jokes that came to mind, way to go!

 

[sportschick]

C'mon, you know I couldn't pass up the low fruit.

I know, but you ruined my day :'( :-\ ;) :D

 

[AreaMan]

Mama cooked the breakfast wit no hog.

Got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I want to dig out

This is like the second reference to this Ice Cube song that I've seen in the past week...strange.