A Fish Called Selma

[BYH]

Owww! I'm seeing stars here!

no, just one. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such films as The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed and They Came To Burgle Carnegie Hall.

 

[BYH]

Troy's back from the gutter and he's brought someone with him!

 

[Chi City 81]

From now on, she's smokin' for two.

 

[BYH]

My good looks paid for that pool and my talent filled it with water!

 

[BYH]

This is the best day of my life!
It's a good day for me too!

 

[Chi City 81]

I LOVE YOU, DR. ZAIUS!

 

[BYH]

McBain's sidekick? I'M GOING TO SEA WORLD!

 

[BYH]

If I were gay there'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.

 

[Chi City 81]

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee. No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my God, I was wrong. It was Earth all along. Guess you've finally made a monkey ... Yes, we've finally made a monkey ... Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me!

 

[Giggity]

That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure.

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

It's not a mop and it's not a puppet, but oh man...So to answer your question, I don't know.

 

[jakewriter82]

Here's the Dr.Zaius musical, or whatever it's called, in full if anyone's interested in hearing it.

http://weheartmusic.vox.com/library/audio/6a00cd970e4cda4cd500cd972e5f074cd5.html

 

[Cousin Jeffrey]

Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a
funnier anecdote. [laughing] All right, now you tell one.
Selma: Well, not much happens to me. But I once had dinner with a movie
star, and it was the most wonderful night of my life.
Troy: Really? Who was it, George Segal? I hear he plays the banjo.

 

[Guy_Incognito]

I asked for a Zima, not emphysema.