A copy editor's nightmare

[Drip]

The easiest headline for this is
Petrino can't decide on which **** to use
Anyway, here's a snippet of the AP story. See if you can do better.
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) — Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino still isn't saying much about who the starting quarterback will be this weekend at Mississippi State.
Casey ****, the senior who has started all season, is still a candidate this week. But so is his younger brother, redshirt freshman Nathan ****.

 

[txsportsscribe]

Oh brother, Petrino's QB decision a family matter

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Wow, what a nightmare.

 

[canucklehead]

Petrino won't stop ****-ing around on QB decision

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Petrino's multiple-**** nightmare

or

No Viagra needed: Petrino to decide on two Dicks

or

Petrino can get the job done with both Dicks

 

[txsportsscribe]

well **** on me for trying to go cheesy instead of sleezy

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Would one use a **** for that?

 

[Trey Beamon]

**** decision hard one for Petrino

 

[Barsuk]

Petrino stuck between two Dicks

 

[John]

Petrino as happy as a puppy with two Dicks

 

[Flip Wilson]

When Casey **** signed with Arkansas, the sports editor of the Democrat-Gazette sent out a memo that ****'s last name would never be used in a headline. Not sure if that's still the case, but it was for a while.

 

[mike311gd]

Brothers vie for quarterback spot.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Petrino: An older **** or a younger ****?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Petrino leaning toward **** move

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Petrino pulls a Hitler, gives the ball to ****.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

One way or another, a **** in your backfield

 

[Drip]

Two Razorback Dicks a quandry for Petrino.

 

[Football_Bat]

Good thing they aren't playing the Cocks.

 

[dooley_womack1]

A deep-Dicked Razorbacks offense.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

As far as juvenile snickering goes, there was more when Arkansas had two Dicks for QBs and a Nutt as a head coach.