A conference worth checking out

[mike311gd]

Second date? Whoa!

Actually, to be technical, I've only had two "first dates," and I got turned down for a second once. The other just morphed from a weekend-long rendezvous into a disastrous, four-year relationship. So I've really never had a "second date." I'm just a liar.

And I was just starting a "toilet" relationship of trust with you...

Listen to those dreams go flushing away. ...

 

[Cansportschick]

Second date? Whoa!

Actually, to be technical, I've only had two "first dates," and I got turned down for a second once. The other just morphed from a weekend-long rendezvous into a disastrous, four-year relationship. So I've really never had a "second date." I'm just a liar.

And I was just starting a "toilet" relationship of trust with you...

Listen to those dreams go flushing away. ...

Yeah dreams that are now full of "crap"

 

[Clever username]

How'd the date end?

I didn't go home that night. So I guess pretty OK.

 

[Mayfly]

How'd the date end?

I didn't go home that night. So I guess pretty OK.

Got lost driving back from her place, huh? Happens to the best of us.

 

[Clever username]

How'd the date end?

I didn't go home that night. So I guess pretty OK.

Got lost driving back from her place, huh? Happens to the best of us.

Well-played, sir.

 

[mike311gd]

Second date? Whoa!

Actually, to be technical, I've only had two "first dates," and I got turned down for a second once. The other just morphed from a weekend-long rendezvous into a disastrous, four-year relationship. So I've really never had a "second date." I'm just a liar.

And I was just starting a "toilet" relationship of trust with you...

Listen to those dreams go flushing away. ...

Yeah dreams that are now full of "crap"

And coupled with piles of urine ... and snakes.

 

[mike311gd]

How'd the date end?

I didn't go home that night. So I guess pretty OK.

Did finding the definition come in handy?

 

[Clever username]

How'd the date end?

I didn't go home that night. So I guess pretty OK.

Did finding the definition come in handy?

Yes, actually, because the legal definition of sodomy is just about anything that isn't vaginal intercourse.

 

[Chi City 81]

What the **** is going on here?

 

[Clever username]

Madness. All kinds of madness.

 

[mike311gd]

What the **** is going on here?

I don't really know. We went from talking toilet snakes to sodomy in about a half-second.

 

[Clever username]

What the **** is going on here?

I don't really know. We went from talking toilet snakes to sodomy in about a half-second.

It's a natural progression, if you think about it. Where else would the snakes go?

 

[mike311gd]

That's very true.

 

[Cansportschick]

What the **** is going on here?

I don't really know. We went from talking toilet snakes to sodomy in about a half-second.

Fun on a Saturday night, SJ style...

 

[Football_Bat]

Two girls ... one commode.

 

[terrier]

Make sure you get to the conference in time for Najeh Davenport's keynote address.

 

[Mayfly]

Bidet mate!