A blast from the SJ.com past: An archived version of the one-and-only A List

[2muchcoffeeman]

http://www.2dorks.com/faxes/fax-celebritygossip.htm

Complete with enthralling details like ...

Baldwin, Alec. The bloviator. Arrogant SOB. Punches out photographers. Acts like spoiled infant on-set. Left Janine Turner almost literally at the altar. Drug problem. Linked with Kim Basinger (failed marriage; among other things, he hit her), Kristin Davis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Tatum O'Neal.

Baldwin, Stephen. So enamored of himself he probably masturbates while holding up his own facial shot.

Hack, Bitter Young. Rude and a boor. "Boring." May possibly be more than just friends with Matt Damon. Has a filthy mouth. Tranny chaser. Recovering alcoholic. Linked with Pamela Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Salma Hayek, Lauren Holly, Famke Jannsen, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, and Gwyneth Paltrow, but only in his mind and only for 8 seconds at a time.

Oh, what ... last one's not in there? Well, ****.

Forget about the last item, folks. We confused BYH with Ben Affleck. I promise you this will never happen again. Ever.

 

[imjustagirl]

I love you for this. Oh, how I've missed the A-List.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Ah, time to find out who the size queens are (besides The Granny)

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

In the feud section:

Jennifer Aniston vs Gwyneth Paltrow (G. angry at J. for Brad Pitt leaving her for her)

Interesting, because ... well, we've done the jilted Jennifer Aniston thing to death.

 

[mustangj17]

Was BYH always BYH, or was he Bitter Young Hack before and then changed it. Or did we have another poster with the handle Bitter Young Hack? I feel like I remember it.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Was BYH always BYH, or was he Bitter Young Hack before and then changed it. Or did we have another poster with the handle Bitter Young Hack? I feel like I remember it.

Correct.

:D

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

He was BitterYoungHack, then changed it to BYH, then Webby ruined April Fool's Day by taking away the ability to change user IDs.

 

[slappy4428]

He was BitterYoungHack, then changed it to BYH, then Webby ruined April Fool's Day by taking away the ability to change user IDs.

Was it April Fools Day? Seems we all changed our names to welcome BYH back after he ran away from home for a while

 

[Lucas Wiseman]

I know, I'm an awful person!

 

[Angola!]

This thread confuses me.

 

[slappy4428]

I know, I'm an awful person!

Yeah, changing the names was interesting.
Now, when someone nukes themselves, and the dead posts revert back to their original handle, it's a little eerie...
Chi City was such a goober....

 

[zeke12]

The April Fool's Day Decree was responsible for the genocide of Zeke's Ilk.

I, and I alone, remember them every year.

 

[writing irish]

I miss the Ilk. Law and Order Asshole and Wulfie miss them, too.

 

[The Good Doctor]

Ahh, Zeke's Ilk -- a little gift from WHA73.

 

[sportschick]

So was Zeke's Ilk where we were supposed to get Members Only jackets? Or was that for Fenian?

 

[sportschick]

Ahh, Zeke's Ilk -- a little gift from WHA73.

Yawn ;)

 

[zeke12]

Fenian's Ilk were all supposed to get warmup jackets. But he gets mad whenever we bring that up. (Hi Fenian!)

Zeke's Ilk were little green Yoda-like creatures who did battle with Bobblehead's Karate Khrist brigade.

They shall rise again, and when they do, the streets will run red with the blood of your dead.

 

[writing irish]

There's WHA73 on the right.

 

[21]

I take the blame for the April Fools Day Massacre...changed my name to Moderator1. Seemed like a good idea at the time. 8)

But the name lock thing didn't happen until later.

 

[zeke12]

I take the blame for the April Fools Day Massacre...changed my name to Moderator1. Seemed like a good idea at the time. 8)

But the name lock thing didn't happen until later.

The board has been shut down for less than that!