“Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue” Based on How Likely They Eventually Got Addicted to Drugs

[dixiehack]

Who says investigative journalism is dead?

We Rank the Characters from “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue” Based on How Likely They Eventually Got Addicted to Drugs

Chipmunks were so obviously doing whippits off the helium tank.

 

[Batman]

Alf should have been way higher (no pun intended).

 

[Spartan Squad]

 

[I Should Coco]

Zoinks! An obvious omission:

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Zoinks! An obvious omission:

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And the Scooby Snack too.