Your dream sock puppet name

[Shropshire Slasher]

Mine is Ronin O'Brien.

 

[SpockPuppet]

 

[JC]

Devil 93

 

[outofplace]

I thought I was a sock puppet. Oh, wait. That wasn't here.

 

[TigerVols]

Pickle Juice, now if I can only remember the email account I used…

 

[Octave]

3_Octave_Fart ... followed by ManDoodBroCuzDawg

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I used to think that Lamb Chop was kind of sexy, in a probably-ought-to-mention-that-to-my-therapist sort of way.

 

[FileNotFound]

Some_Guy_On_Facebook

 

[DanOregon]

Gustavo

 

[Spartan Squad]

Purple_Monkey_Dishwasher

 

[Bud_Bundy]

Bishop Sycamore

 

[tapintoamerica]

Pope Sycamore.

 

[MileHigh]

PattyOFurniture

 

[Regan MacNeil]

John D. Villarreal.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

Or possibly Brad Renfro.

 

[spikechiquet]

Sofa King

 

[Baron Scicluna]

High Sandy.

 

[swingline]

John D. Villarreal.

Provably Demonstrably

 

[OscarMadison]

I've already used most of mine as pen names. One was for a content mill that was intended to answer my desire to write for The Weekly World News. I love Batboy! LOVE him! Alas, it was not to be. I was expected to write serious pieces about science that were then given to writers in Pakistan who rewrote them. So "New Discoveries of Sound Files from the Marianas Trench May Change our Understanding of the Earth's Deepest Fissure" reached the public as "Tortured Screams From The Mouth of Hell Recorded By NOAA."

 

[garrow]

David Dennison