Your business card is crap!

[ArnoldBabar]

It's really hard to believe this person actually exists. The mind boggles at what it would take to turn an innocent child into such a monumental, clueless bag of douche.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Thinks he's a fool:

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I don't know, Patrick Bateman might actually look up to this guy. After all, he spent 25 years designing his business card!

Is it really good for business to admit it took you a quarter of a century to come up with your business card?

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Best line:

"It took me 25. Years. To design this."

That's 25 years he'll never get back.

 

[GB-Hack]

I don't know, Patrick Bateman might actually look up to this guy. After all, he spent 25 years designing his business card!

Is it really good for business to admit it took you a quarter of a century to come up with your business card?

Probably not.

 

[zeke12]

Odds are good that's my next publisher.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Odds are good that's my next publisher.

The good news is you have a job for the next 25 years working on your business card.

 

[zeke12]

Zeke12
ATM Machine
(No, that's not redundant)

Here's my draft. What do you think?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

What's the weight of the paper? Is it die cut? Is it embossed?

 

[zeke12]

What's the weight of the paper? Is it die cut? Is it embossed?

Slow down, chief.

I've got a couple decades to make THOSE decisions.

 

[mustangj17]

It took him 25 years to make that? What a retard.

 

[DemoChristian]

Wow.
That's all I've got.

 

[Madhavok]

hahahah!

 

[Inky_Wretch]

It's really hard to believe this person actually exists. The mind boggles at what it would take to turn an innocent child into such a monumental, clueless bag of douche.

I swear to Tebow, I thought this was a JDV vid link.

 

[User 1019]

That guy's approaching JDV-level doucheness.

Thinks he's a fool:

I immediately thought of that scene. Solid scene in an otherwise wacky ass movie.

 

[hockeybeat]

(Paraphrasing here): "I know companies that make ten thousand dollars a year."

Maybe it's me, but I wouldn't go around bragging about that.

 

[The Big Ragu]

(Paraphrasing here): "I know companies that make ten thousand dollars a year."

Maybe it's me, but I wouldn't go around bragging about that.

He was trying to say, "A CEO title is meaningless. You can be the CEO of a company that only makes $10K a year."

 

[Barsuk]

What do you do guaranteed?

 

[The Big Ragu]

I build crowds. Guaranteed.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Something tells me he was a huge VH1 fan back in the day...