You stay classy, David Macklin

[Bill Brasky]

There was an SI story from when the 49ers won their first Super Bowl about some guy taking a whiz during the end of the game. (Can't remember the name, but it was a defensive player) It happens. You just ought to get your teammates to give you some cover.

 

[hondo]

I once peed in a cup standing in the middle of a free first-come, first-serve George Clinton and P-Funk concert at Hart Plaza in Detroit.

Nobody knew they were standing in pee after I dumped it out.

You're another class act.

I got there four hours early to get a prime spot and there was no leaving once there. I make no apologies for when and where I pee.

Nor should you. Just stand there and let hondo insult you. It makes him feel better about himself, and keeps him occupied until the next Muslim bogeyman tries to kill him.

So now I'm getting ripped for pointing out, as most civil people would, that public urination, when and where someone wants, is not exactly the classiest of moves.

I don't say that to feel better about myself. I say that because it's lewd and crude, and not entirely sanitary. But if you douches think it's fine, feel free. Just not in my front yard, or something might get shot off.

 

[playthrough]

C'mon hondo, you're a golf guy...don't tell me you've never peed in the woods off the fairway.

 

[DanOregon]

Sounds like a new thread - craziest place you ever took a leak.

 

[Chi City 81]

Sounds like a new thread - craziest place you ever took a leak.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

 

[Bill Brasky]

Sounds like a new thread - craziest place you ever took a leak.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

Or in a peep show booth on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras?

 

[Overrated]

Or in the middle of a Hooters bathroom just to prove a point?

 

[shotglass]

I really, honestly, truly did not think this thread would spark a debate.

Good God almighty.

 

[writing irish]

Welcome to Hamsterdam.

 

[zeke12]

Got that WMD, Right 'cheer, Right 'cheer...

It will mass destruct your ass.

 

[Chi City 81]

I hear that WMD is the bomb.

 

[zeke12]

I'm a Viking, homes.

 

[Chi City 81]

Johnny had a plan.

 

[zeke12]

There is no thread we cannot jack.



Now go on, get you one of them pimp steaks.

 

[Chi City 81]

That how you wanna carry it, shorty?

 

[zeke12]

Wear it in health.

 

[Chi City 81]