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[Flash]

I became an American citizen on Dec. 18, 2018.

It's been a kick.

 

[TigerVols]

A day that will live in whatevertheoppositeofinfamyis.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

So you could vote against Trump?

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

 

[Flash]

So you could vote against Trump?

The very reason why.

 

[DanOregon]

Welcome noob. Beers are to the left.

 

[Flash]

I've been trying to survive by filtering whiskey through my liver.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

You’re American now. Switch to bourbon.

 

[wicked]

But don’t start drinking American beer. I’m sure you know better.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

But don’t start drinking American beer. I’m sure you know better.

You'll drink Keith's and hit on door girls. You expect Flash to do the same?

 

[OscarMadison]

Congratulations!

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

I became an American citizen on Dec. 18, 2018.

It's been a kick.

I'm reading this as an Alanis Morrisette lyric.

 

[Flash]

Boys, come on, I have Seattle over there and Portland down there. I'm in a craft beer haven.

 

[Huggy]

She's all yours, guys. Bonne chance.