Yo Dawg

[Moderator1]

On a long drive the other day, I heard one of those crank callers that a lot of morning shows have. Other than Roy "Damn" Mercer, I don't care much of most of them.

This one featured a fast-talking guy with an Hispanic lilt whose schtick is apparently the use of "Yo Dawg" at the start of every sentence. They were ordering a pizza and his whole family got involved with the "Yo Dawg" until the order taker finally got pissed and hung up.

I don't know why but it made me laugh my ass off.

Who is this dude?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Are you SURE you don't work in my department? This sounds like just the type of junk that would send most of my department into stitches. Then again, their sense of humor tends to hover between warped and just not funny. :-\

 

[Moderator1]

Yo Dawg, you saying this ain't funny Dawg? ****, Dawg.

This is NOT my type of humor, trust me. Maybe it was my mood at the moment. Lord I laughed.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Yo Dawg, you saying this ain't funny Dawg? ****, Dawg.

This is NOT my type of humor, trust me. Maybe it was my mood at the moment. Lord I laughed.

Maybe it was making the miles go by faster. Sorry I can't help with the name of the character, et al. This is why I carry plenty of CDs in the car with me at all times. (if I forget, I listen to the engine and roar of the tires on crappy roads ... it beats the radio alternatives here)

 

[Moderator1]

Cool Dawg.

I've also been calling everybody Dawg for three days now and the line of people who want to knock the **** out of me is growing longer by the second.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Cool Dawg.

I've also been calling everybody Dawg for three days now and the line of people who want to knock the **** out of me is growing longer by the second.

Got that right, Dawg. :D

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

You know it's bad when even Randy Jackson wants to kick your ass.

 

[Moderator1]

Bring it dawg.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Bring it dawg.

Oh, it's on, Dawg.

 

[Chi City 81]

How big a boy are you, dawg?

 

[BYH]

Cool Dawg.

I've also been calling everybody Dawg for three days now and the line of people who want to knock the **** out of me is growing longer by the second.

I was WAY ahead of the curve on that one. :D

 

[Moderator1]

You better hurry, Dawg, they's gaining on you.

So I'm the only one who has heard this sumbitch?

 

[BYH]

I'll kick a lot of ass, Dawg, to make sure that I get the first and last licks in on you.

Nats suck, Dawg.

(and yes, I've never heard this guy, but I do have a Mercer CD)

 

[TwoGloves]

You better hurry, Dawg, they's gaining on you.

So I'm the only one who has heard this sumbitch?

Apparently so ... Dawg!

 

[Moderator1]

Damn, Dawg. And he was funny, too, Dawg.

Yo Dawg, hol' on, my little brother wants to ask you something.
(high pitch) YO DAWG!

 

[Songbird]

Junkyard Willie is hilarious if you get I-Tunes, under "Spoken Word" Social Crime Radio Network." Lot of stand-up routines (Seinfeld, Cosby, Rodriguez, lots of others) and in between they'll often play some of JW's best crank calls.

 

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[imjustagirl2]

Yo, dawg, sxy...you talkin' **** about my dawg, Moddy?

I'll bust you up, dawg.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Damn dawg ... I ain't crackin' on no Moddy. He did say, "sumbitch" and 'round these parts, them's fightin' words.
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Feel like I'm from Georgia. Go Dawgs!

 

[imjustagirl2]

Yo dawg, Joeja was lucky today.