Yard Sales

[Brooklyn Bridge]

Why don't just donate your crap to Goodwill, write a nice little tax write off and be done with it? Anything decent you can put on EBay. You'll definately make more money and get rid of everything a lot faster.

 

[snuffy2]

Yard sales are a plastic road sign big as a cheap real estate poster exposing a garmin road map of your past few years. I'd rather pay 75 bucks an hour to a shrink than have diseased freaks paw over my life and haggle my haggard ass down twenty five cents over a scratched Jefferson Starship album. If I ever invited a yard sale I guarantee it would be haunted and full halloween treats including roach and flea-infested pillows and lamps just so I could add context to my happy goodbye waves. "Mouse droppings in the Magic Chef Coffee Maker ?" How could that have happened ?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I need to have a yard sale, but I'm too lazy. Plus I don't want people I don't know touching my soon-to-be-ex stuff.

Oh, good God. ::)

You're getting rid of it, not breaking up with it.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I've got Dolphins Zubaz pants. If the wife ever gets rid of those, we're history.

I've got an extra Dan Marino jersey if you really need to finish off the look. :D

 

[slappy4428]

I've got Dolphins Zubaz pants. If the wife ever gets rid of those, we're history.

I've got an extra Dan Marino jersey if you really need to finish off the look. :D

Only if he has a mullet... wait, he's Canadian. They all look like Barry Melrose...