Yard Sales

[Brooklyn Bridge]

Why don't just donate your crap to Goodwill, write a nice little tax write off and be done with it? Anything decent you can put on EBay. You'll definately make more money and get rid of everything a lot faster.

 

[snuffy2]

Yard sales are a plastic road sign big as a cheap real estate poster exposing a garmin road map of your past few years. I'd rather pay 75 bucks an hour to a shrink than have diseased freaks paw over my life and haggle my haggard ass down twenty five cents over a scratched Jefferson Starship album. If I ever invited a yard sale I guarantee it would be haunted and full halloween treats including roach and flea-infested pillows and lamps just so I could add context to my happy goodbye waves. "Mouse droppings in the Magic Chef Coffee Maker ?" How could that have happened ?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I need to have a yard sale, but I'm too lazy. Plus I don't want people I don't know touching my soon-to-be-ex stuff.

Oh, good God. :

You're getting rid of it, not breaking up with it.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I've got Dolphins Zubaz pants. If the wife ever gets rid of those, we're history.

I've got an extra Dan Marino jersey if you really need to finish off the look.

 

[slappy4428]

I've got Dolphins Zubaz pants. If the wife ever gets rid of those, we're history.

I've got an extra Dan Marino jersey if you really need to finish off the look.

Only if he has a mullet... wait, he's Canadian. They all look like Barry Melrose...