WTF! It's 2:35 a.m., and the guy next door is MOWING HIS LAWN.

[Starman]

Just another Slice of Life in Middle America. :o ::) :o

 

[21]

I bet Jack Bauer mows his lawn at 2:35 am.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Jack Bauer just stares down his grass until it cuts itself.

 

[Starman]

I suspect alcohol may have been involved. He seems to be having altogether too much fun. ::) ;)

 

[DyePack]

Chuck Norris mows his lawn at 3 a.m. while he's temporarily blinded after an explosion.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

I suspect alcohol may have been involved. He seems to be having altogether too much fun.  ::) ;)

If he starts taking it apart, you'll know it's more than alcohol.

 

[Dude]

Call the cops. Seriously.

That's ****ed up.

 

[Starman]

I suspect alcohol may have been involved. He seems to be having altogether too much fun. ::) ;)

If he starts taking it apart, you'll know it's more than alcohol.

He's got an advisory board/coaching staff standing on the porch shouting out guidance and advice. More brain cells will die to get this lawn mowed than will be used to land the space shuttle.

Call the cops. Seriously.

That's ****ed up.

I would, except for a few good reasons:

1) It's a city lot. 30 x 100 feet. He'll be done within 15 minutes.

2) The cops around here don't want to be bothered by anything less than assault with intent to commit.

3) If this dude gets derailed now, he probably won't mow the ****er for another month. We ain't talking Hank Hill here.

 

[Cadet]

Wasn't this an episode of Desperate Housewives?

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Starman, if I didn't know better, I'd think you live on my mom's street.

 

[Starman]

OK, the peanut gallery has retired to the beer-garden in the basement.

Mower Boy is wrapping things up. I think he's singing a medley from the Ozzy Osbourne catalog as he mows the final rows.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

I'm surprised nobody on this thread has mentioned Starman Justice.

 

[farmerjerome]

Call the cops. That's bull****.

Unless it's a bunch of drunk sports writers looking for an open Tim Horton's. Then come on over.

 

[Editude]

There must be a noise ordinance against this. Plus, that lawn is going to suck.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I for one would love to see pictures of this lawn from the morning after. If it doesn't look like a wacked-out version of the maze from the Overlook Hotel, I'd be shocked.

 

[TigerVols]

The only thing wierder than a guy mowing his lawn at 2:30 is the fact Starman got out of bed, fired up his computer, and told us about it.

 

[slappy4428]

Did he remember to edge?

 

[Football_Bat]

As hot as it's been, can't blame him. Probably the coolest time of night to do it.

After all, when it's 111ºF in Rapid City, S.D., you know it's got to be ****ing hot where you are. (It was "only" 100º in Dallas.)

 

[leo1]

it'd be funny if you had gotten up at like 5:30 a.m. and mowed your lawn, just to **** with him. last thing you want when you're hungover is to be woken up by the sound of a lawnmower a couple hours after you pass out.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

As hot as it's been, can't blame him. Probably the coolest time of night to do it.

After all, when it's 111ºF in Rapid City, S.D., you know it's got to be ****ing hot where you are. (It was "only" 100º in Dallas.)

It's 11 a.m. here, and it's already a cool 95 degrees. And I'm not in Rapid City.