Worst Reviewed Movies of All-Time

[CentralIllinoisan]

In the spirit of Evan Almighty's rotting corpse, I found this list at RottenTomatoes.com.

I have to agree. A few of these films are quite horrible. You can finds Nos. 21-100 at http://www.rottentomatoes.com/features/special/2007/wotw/

20. Rollerball
19. The Whole Ten Yards
18. Christmas With the Cranks
17. Baby Geniuses
16. The Covenant
15. Deuces Wild
14. Battlefield Earth
13. Epic Movie
12. Godsend
11. Zoom
10. A Man Apart
9. The Master of Disguise
8. Twisted
7. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
6. Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies
5. King's Ransom
4. Pinocchio (Roberto Benigni version)
3. Crossover
2. Alone In The Dark
1. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

In the spirit of Evan Almighty's rotting corpse, I found this list at RottenTomatoes.com.

I have to agree. A few of these films are quite horrible. You can finds Nos. 21-100 at http://www.rottentomatoes.com/features/special/2007/wotw/

20. Rollerball
19. The Whole Ten Yards
18. Christmas With the Cranks
17. Baby Geniuses
16. The Covenant
15. Deuces Wild
14. Battlefield Earth
13. Epic Movie
12. Godsend
11. Zoom
10. A Man Apart
9. The Master of Disguise
8. Twisted
7. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
6. Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies
5. King's Ransom
4. Pinocchio (Roberto Benigni version)
3. Crossover
2. Alone In The Dark
1. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

What, No Ishtar?

 

[sportschick]

How is Gigli NOT on that list?

 

[The Big Ragu]

Always love an opportunity to link to the funniest movie review I have ever read. I just laughed out loud again reading it:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001/1023

 

[buckweaver]

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" while passing on the opportunity to participate in "Million Dollar Baby," "Ray," "The Aviator," "Sideways" and "Finding Neverland." As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

Out-****ing-standing!

 

[Mmac]

Always love an opportunity to link to the funniest movie review I have ever read. I just laughed out loud again reading it:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001/1023

You beat me to the punch. This review was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title.

 

[Diabeetus]

No "Snow Day" or "Godzilla 2000"? Those were my all-time worsts.

 

[Perry White]

In the spirit of Evan Almighty's rotting corpse, I found this list at RottenTomatoes.com.

I have to agree. A few of these films are quite horrible. You can finds Nos. 21-100 at http://www.rottentomatoes.com/features/special/2007/wotw/

20. Rollerball
19. The Whole Ten Yards
18. Christmas With the Cranks
17. Baby Geniuses
16. The Covenant
15. Deuces Wild
14. Battlefield Earth
13. Epic Movie
12. Godsend
11. Zoom
10. A Man Apart
9. The Master of Disguise
8. Twisted
7. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
6. Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies
5. King's Ransom
4. Pinocchio (Roberto Benigni version)
3. Crossover
2. Alone In The Dark
1. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

What, No Ishtar?

This is from Rottentomatoes.com, so I assume it only covers the last 10 years or so...

 

[da man]

I am happy to report I have seen a grand total of one of those apparently horrid flicks. That would be Rollerball, which did, indeed, suck.

 

[Bubbler]

Where's Domino? What a piece of **** that was.

 

[SoSueMe]

The worst movie I ever saw at a theatre was Ellen Degeneris's Mr. Wrong.

I walked out.

 

[BYH]

The worst movie I ever saw in a theatre was Malice. Complete ****. Unfortunately, I was in my first month away at college and I had no choice but to stay with my two friends who drove me there.

The second-worst movie I ever saw in a theatre, and the only one I ever walked out of, was The Marrying Man. My buddies got kicked out, I somehow avoided the boot but left because the movie was complete **** as well.

What's the common link in these films? That's right: Alec Baldwin. He's only good on SNL or comedies based on SNL. Good God does he make some ****ty movies.

 

[ADifferentOkie]

I can't believe I'm going to do this, but I'm defending The Whole Ten Yards. It isn't as funny as the first one, but it has its moments.
No WAY it belongs among the bottom 20 ever.
Now Master of Disguise DEFINITELY belongs.

 

[Bubbler]

So which of these movies is Shottie going to come on here and defend? (I kid Shottie, I kid ... )

 

[Write-brained]

Sad to see Epic Movie is on the list. I haven't seen it but I was hoping it would be more Scary Movie and less Date Movie.

But if it's on the list and Date Movie somehow isn't, then I am not going to see it.

Not Another Teenage Movie was decent, though. (I need to stop watching these damn spoofs)

 

[wedgewood]

Thanks for the link on Ebert's review, Ragu. That's gotta be so much for him ... not the 2 hours that he has to sit through that drivel, but the all day long he gets to tear it to shreads. Nicely done.

 

[Birdscribe]

Now Master of Disguise DEFINITELY belongs.

The only one on the list I saw... and it was a total bag of crap.

I'd of walked out -- if I didn't have my son with me.

 

[zeke12]

Where's Beyond The Valley of the Dolls?

 

[DanOregon]

I gather its the Rollerball remake and not Jimmy Caan's epic. Can't disagree. Quite a few career killers on that list. Chris Klein, Vin Diesel, Dana Carvey

 

[Oz]

How is Gigli NOT on that list?

I thought the same, only with "Glitter" in mind.