Worst Personal Reflection on One's Generation Ever

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https://harpers.org/archive/2023/09/my-generation/

I saw this cover story. On the cover it was "What happened to Gen X?" In the magazine the headline was "My Generation." It was a writer sniffing his own farts.

Opening: "I recall having breakfast in a hotel in Brussels in 2017 and sitting across from Douglas Coupland."

Later: "Then I went to New York for graduate school, and the Nineties were all about Morton Feldman and Pierre Schaeffer and other avant-garde opportunities for the display of marathon patience."

Really speaking for a generation.
 
It surprises me not at all that the author is a philosophy professor.

**** or get off the pot, dude.
 
What happened to Generation X was giving it and subsequent ones letter descriptions. Don't like car names that are simply a bunch of letters, either (MDX, RDX, TLX . . . ).
 
I didn't like Winona Ryder and Ethan Hawke speaking for my generation either.

That film has aged horribly, btw.
 
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I didn't like Winona Ryder and Ethan Hawke speaking for my generation either.

That film has aged horribly, btw.

These are the spokesmen for our generation:

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Dude writes about Gen X with a lot of music references without mentioning Prince, Madonna, Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys (or hip hop at all) or MTV. He gives one sentence to Kurt Cobain and Nirvana - the same as Morton Feldman, Pierre Schaffer and Theodor Adorno (who the **** are they!?!). Is this Jann Wenner’s alt?
 
Dude writes about Gen X with a lot of music references without mentioning Prince, Madonna, Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys (or hip hop at all) or MTV. He gives one sentence to Kurt Cobain and Nirvana - the same as Morton Feldman, Pierre Schaffer and Theodor Adorno (who the **** are they!?!). Is this Jann Wenner’s alt?

You mean you don’t think Bowzer from Sha Na Na is a Generation X icon?
 
Dude writes about Gen X with a lot of music references without mentioning Prince, Madonna, Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys (or hip hop at all) or MTV. He gives one sentence to Kurt Cobain and Nirvana - the same as Morton Feldman, Pierre Schaffer and Theodor Adorno (who the **** are they!?!). Is this Jann Wenner’s alt?

adorno

feldman

schaeffer

too long too smart too slow

too white

and fails in the same dreary way every "my generation" essay fails

eh
 
My nomination for worst sentence:

My grievance against the millennials and younger is that they don’t seem to know, or care, that for a brief moment in the mid-to-late twentieth century these forces seemed to be delivering on the long-held hope—a hope held ever since the Ranters began ranting and the Quakers began quaking and all kinds of utopians went and founded their communes and got naked and dreamt, with Charles Fourier, of someday being able to play the piano with our feet—the long-held hope, I was saying, for human liberation.

Sure kid.
 
Does anybody know if there is a way to search for pages that link to a another page? I think Google had that function, but it is gone. I want to see if this article is being linked.
 
There might be a karmic reason why there will never be a Gen X president. We'll skip straight from the olds to the 40-something millennials after 2028.
 
This is a lot of words just to say “I’m a hipster douchebag.”

For the most part my efforts at sculpting a musical identity were fueled by an esotericism that disdained common and easily accessible genres.
 
Not sure who this guy is but he ain’t Gen X.

Also, this mic drop is the moment Ben Stiller became a movie star.

 
He's Generation X, but he thinks he's looking out the window when he's looking in the mirror.

That said, he's mining a vein long since exhausted (and made exhausting) by Klosterman.
 
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