Worse than a hangover

[cranberry]

A "big shot" at WHDH in Boston -- general manager Randi Goldklank -- had just a little too much drink on her flight.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2008/04/channel_7_gener.html


http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1088809&srvc=home&position=comment

"The defendants demeanor changed and she became quiet," the report says. "After a few minutes she leaned toward Sergeant Luce and stated, 'You think I’m cute and I think you're cute, just drive me home.' "

 

[Baron Scicluna]

She is not cute.

That is all I have to say on this topic.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Why isn't WHDH putting this on its website?

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Randi Goldklank?

I think she was the feature dancer last week at the local strip joint near my place...

 

[Shaggy]

Awesome. The "do you know who I am" defense always works.

 

[alleyallen]

I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Randi Goldklank?

I think she was the feature dancer last week at the local strip joint near my place...

No, that would be Randi Goldskank...

Love this quote from her lawyer:

“I’m very confident that my client will be well served by the judicial system,” Eisenstadt said.

Nice word choice there, barrister...

 

[JR]

"The defendants demeanor changed and she became quiet," the report says. "After a few minutes she leaned toward Sergeant Luce and stated, 'You think I’m cute and I think you're cute, just drive me home.' "

By the looks of her pic I think she was trying to change teams.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I love it when media outlets refuse to return calls seeking comment on an issue regarding one of their employees.

 

[User 1019]

And when they'd like to keep the details quiet.

 

[hondo]

Here's what I'm getting tired of: She strikes an officer in the chest hard enough to break his glasses in his shirt pocket. She's walking the street right now.

If that happens to me or anyone on the board or Joe the Plumer, we're spending the night in jail -- maybe several -- after the officer and his backup pummel my ass.

Same thing with supermodels, etc.

**** 'em. The only thing I'd like to see the judicial system "serve" them is a close encounter with a female biker gang and the business end of a plunger.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Here's what I'm getting tired of: She strikes an officer in the chest hard enough to break his glasses in his shirt pocket. She's walking the street right now.

If that happens to me or anyone on the board or Joe the Plumer, we're spending the night in jail -- maybe several -- after the officer and his backup pummel my ass.

Same thing with supermodels, etc.

**** 'em. The only thing I'd like to see the judicial system "serve" them is a close encounter with a female biker gang and the business end of a plunger.

Supermodels, etc.? Who are the etcs that are part of this widespread societal problem?

 

[hondo]

Here's what I'm getting tired of: She strikes an officer in the chest hard enough to break his glasses in his shirt pocket. She's walking the street right now.

If that happens to me or anyone on the board or Joe the Plumer, we're spending the night in jail -- maybe several -- after the officer and his backup pummel my ass.

Same thing with supermodels, etc.

**** 'em. The only thing I'd like to see the judicial system "serve" them is a close encounter with a female biker gang and the business end of a plunger.

Supermodels, etc.? Who are the etcs that are part of this widespread societal problem?

Naomi Campbell, two weeks ago in London.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Here's what I'm getting tired of: She strikes an officer in the chest hard enough to break his glasses in his shirt pocket. She's walking the street right now.

If that happens to me or anyone on the board or Joe the Plumer, we're spending the night in jail -- maybe several -- after the officer and his backup pummel my ass.

Same thing with supermodels, etc.

**** 'em. The only thing I'd like to see the judicial system "serve" them is a close encounter with a female biker gang and the business end of a plunger.

Supermodels, etc.? Who are the etcs that are part of this widespread societal problem?

Naomi Campbell, two weeks ago in London.

OK, I'm just glad you're here to call our attention to this. Hopefully we can pass some legislation.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

http://thiswebsitestinks.com/downloads/who_i_am.mp3

 

[hondo]

Here's what I'm getting tired of: She strikes an officer in the chest hard enough to break his glasses in his shirt pocket. She's walking the street right now.

If that happens to me or anyone on the board or Joe the Plumer, we're spending the night in jail -- maybe several -- after the officer and his backup pummel my ass.

Same thing with supermodels, etc.

**** 'em. The only thing I'd like to see the judicial system "serve" them is a close encounter with a female biker gang and the business end of a plunger.

Supermodels, etc.? Who are the etcs that are part of this widespread societal problem?

Naomi Campbell, two weeks ago in London.

OK, I'm just glad you're here to call our attention to this. Hopefully we can pass some legislation.

How about this quaint notion...enforce the freaking law for everyone. If there's any legislation passed, it should be that any celebrity who uses the "don't you know who I am?" line gets life without possibility of parole.

 

[westcoastvol]

Oh, if only Karnak were around...

"Randi Goldklank'

"What is the sound of a woman's mouth feasting on a woman with gold-plated vagina dentata"

 

[Moderator1]

Here's what I'm getting tired of: She strikes an officer in the chest hard enough to break his glasses in his shirt pocket. She's walking the street right now.

If that happens to me or anyone on the board or Joe the Plumer, we're spending the night in jail -- maybe several -- after the officer and his backup pummel my ass.

Same thing with supermodels, etc.

**** 'em. The only thing I'd like to see the judicial system "serve" them is a close encounter with a female biker gang and the business end of a plunger.

****ing plumers.

 

[joe]

Here's what I'm getting tired of: She strikes an officer in the chest hard enough to break his glasses in his shirt pocket. She's walking the street right now.

If that happens to me or anyone on the board or Joe the Plumer, we're spending the night in jail -- maybe several -- after the officer and his backup pummel my ass.

Same thing with supermodels, etc.

**** 'em. The only thing I'd like to see the judicial system "serve" them is a close encounter with a female biker gang and the business end of a plunger.

****ing plumers.

****ing G. Gordon Liddy.