Big Buckin' agate_monkey
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I covered a pair of sectional semifinal high school soccer matches last night (don't apologize, I enjoy soccer).
As I walk up to the gate, there are a few people in line in front of me. Someone makes a comment about the $5 entry fee and the woman taking money says, "That's set by the IHSA; even the media have to pay."
I thought she was just joking; maybe she recognized me and was trying to ruffle my feathers.
As I get to the table I say, "Hi, I'm from the Bumble**** Star."
Woman: "$5, please. The IHSA says even media has to pay."
Me: "You're kidding, right?"
Woman: "Nope, the IHSA said media has to pay too."
Me: "Well, I'm going to need a receipt."
Woman: *looks in her money draw, finds nothing, looks all around for I don't know what*
Me: *pulling out my wallet* "I need a receipt so I can get reimbursed by the Bumble**** Star."
Woman: "Fine, just go."
Me: "OK."
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I later find the athletics director who said, "What? No, you shouldn't be charged. I'll get your money back for you."
That's when I explained I didn't give her any money and he assured me it wouldn't be a problem on Monday for the final.
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I was just excited I got to use the "I need a receipt" line to make 'em sweat.
As I walk up to the gate, there are a few people in line in front of me. Someone makes a comment about the $5 entry fee and the woman taking money says, "That's set by the IHSA; even the media have to pay."
I thought she was just joking; maybe she recognized me and was trying to ruffle my feathers.
As I get to the table I say, "Hi, I'm from the Bumble**** Star."
Woman: "$5, please. The IHSA says even media has to pay."
Me: "You're kidding, right?"
Woman: "Nope, the IHSA said media has to pay too."
Me: "Well, I'm going to need a receipt."
Woman: *looks in her money draw, finds nothing, looks all around for I don't know what*
Me: *pulling out my wallet* "I need a receipt so I can get reimbursed by the Bumble**** Star."
Woman: "Fine, just go."
Me: "OK."
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I later find the athletics director who said, "What? No, you shouldn't be charged. I'll get your money back for you."
That's when I explained I didn't give her any money and he assured me it wouldn't be a problem on Monday for the final.
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I was just excited I got to use the "I need a receipt" line to make 'em sweat.