Whose life do you want?

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mike311gd

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I think about this question every once in a while. I like who I am, and I wouldn't change a whole lot, to be honest. I've got a couple of dudes who I'd love to be. They're doing what I'd always wanted to do -- play baseball, be a rock star, have money, be cool -- and while I love writing and working in the newspaper business, if you gave me the chance, I'd take any of those above options in a second.

But whose life do I want more than any other? There are the obvious: Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day), Nick Hexum (311), David Wright (King of the World). They're famous, good looking and rich. Women flock to them, and dudes do, too; some for the same reason -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- and others because, like me, they want to be them. But every time I ask myself the question, I come back to the same person: Scott Radinsky.

Yes, that Scott Radinsky. The left-handed reliever who made his career with the White Sox and Dodgers. He played 11 seasons in the majors, going 42-25 with a 3.44 ERA and 52 saves. He was 8-2 in 1993, the White Sox's year (before 2004). Without him, where is Roberto Hernandez? Where are the White Sox. Frank Thomas wasn't that near, and neither were Lance Johnson, Robin Ventura, Ron Karkovice or George Bell. Bo didn't know anything compared to Scott Radinsky.

But it's not just his pitching that makes this an easy choice. Scott Radinsky is also the front man for Pulley, a punk band. Pulley is pretty successful, not huge, not small. They're on the Epitaph label, which is one of -- if not the one with which to sign -- best record outfits in punk rock. He formed Pulley in 1996, and he doubled as a major-league pitcher and lead singer of a punk band for five years.

For five years, although I'm sure it was very stressful, Scott Radinsky was living what I think is the perfect life. And I really think I could have done it, too. All I needed was talent.


Your turn, people.
 
I want your life, Mikey.

Mr. Belding in my dreams all day. No members of the opposite sex to worry about. And all those Burger King napkins.
 
I wouldn't mind living the rock star lifestyle of being able to go to bed at like 7 a.m. and get up at 4 p.m., go record for a few hours, rinse and repeat. Then do press, talk shows, etc. and do what I think I'd love: Go on tour and vibe off that two hours on stage every night.

In other words, living la vida Nicks(a).

Though a life of Boy Meets World reruns and endless Mario Kart sounds appealing in its own right.
 
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Angelina Jolie's -- gorgeous, successful at her chosen craft, willing and able to donate her time and money to causes she feels are important, beautiful children and she's ****ing one of the best looking men on the planet.
 
sportschick said:
Angelina Jolie's -- gorgeous, successful at her chosen craft, willing and able to donate her time and money to causes she feels are important, beautiful children and she's ****ing one of the best looking men on the planet.

Yeah, but you have to live with the knowledge that you made out with your brother on national TV. Think that one wouldn't haunt your dreams?
 
I never thought I'd ever hear Scott Radinsky's name again.

being able to go to bed at like 7 a.m. and get up at 4 p.m.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.
 
Dickens Cider said:
sportschick said:
Angelina Jolie's -- gorgeous, successful at her chosen craft, willing and able to donate her time and money to causes she feels are important, beautiful children and she's ****ing one of the best looking men on the planet.

Yeah, but you have to live with the knowledge that you made out with your brother on national TV. Think that one wouldn't haunt your dreams?

I could accept that and ****ing Billy Bob to be who she is now. We all have plenty of stuff we regret.
 
In all seriousness, I'd just like to be a good person who can fulfill his dreams and goals.

But for the sake of the thread, I'd say it wouldn't be too bad being a career NFL backup QB. Make fantastic money while standing on the sidelines and just acquit yourself well enough when you do get in there. If you have just one great career moment, even better. Frank Reich comes to mind.
 
The Granny said:
I want your life, Mikey.

Mr. Belding in my dreams all day. No members of the opposite sex to worry about. And all those Burger King napkins.

It's not as glamorous as I make it sound.
 
To answer the question, though, Derek Jeter. I'd do a few things differently than he does (i.e., try to make some kind of difference in the world besides trying to see how many razors or sports drinks I could sell), but holy **** yeah, Derek Jeter. He even wears my number.
 
forever_town said:
I wouldn't mind living the rock star lifestyle of being able to go to bed at like 7 a.m. and get up at 4 p.m., go record for a few hours, rinse and repeat.

Sounds dangerously close to mine, only two hour shift earlier. Oh, and instead of recording, I'm editing. But still...that's pretty much it. :D
 
Got enough trouble being good old ****ed up me. I can't handle anyone else's ****ed up existence. Nuff said.
 
pallister said:
I never thought I'd ever hear Scott Radinsky's name again.

being able to go to bed at like 7 a.m. and get up at 4 p.m.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

ScottRSing5.jpg
 
I've always said I'd like to be medium-famous -- famous enough that I'd be financially set forever, but not so famous that I couldn't go out without being mobbed and my personal life was under the microscope. And to be really good at something interesting. Maybe a musician in a really good band. Or an actor like a Jeremy Piven -- someone good, who will always work, who is well-liked in the industry, but not crazy famous.

Also, while he's more famous than my prototype, I've always thought Jimmy Buffett has a pretty freakin' good gig.
 
I like my life just fine.

I could use someone else's money, though. And lots of it.

I don't really care who it belonged to. :)
 
I've said for a while that I'd like to be Cristiano Ronaldo. He's young, rich, good looking and is great at the sport that most of the world cares the most about. If not him, then Ingrid Michaelson's boyfriend.
 

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