Who would be on your enemies list?

[DanOregon]

Seeing the White House enemies list on another thread got me thinking who would be on mine if I were President and wanted to negate the influence of certain people.

Jeff Zucker
Scott Boras
Lorne Michaels
all college football playoff opponents

 

[Precious Roy]

Seth McFarlane
Ryan Seacrest
Michael Bay

More likely to be added later, but that's the first quick list.

 

[Wenders]

Ryan Seacrest

I hate Ryan Seacrest. I mute the TV when he's talking on Idol.

I extremely dislike Will Ferrell. The guy is not funny. The only thing I've ever thought was humorous that he was in was The Producers, and I'm going to give more credit to Mel Brooks for that than anyone else.

 

[RickStain]

My former boss
This guy in high school i hated
This guy in college i hated
Two of my journalism professors
Lord Voldemort

 

[Precious Roy]

My hatred of Seacrest is that he pilots that ship of the damned called American Idol.

If only he would captain it into the Great Barrier Reef of Hell and it would never return, that would be WONDERFUL!

 

[imjustagirl]

John Elway
Art Modell
Roy Williams (powder blue)
Tyler Hansbrough
Roger Clemens
Tim Couch
Hal Mumme
My kindergarten teacher, whose name I can't remember and who's probably well past dead anyway
The beancounters at every paper who are making stupid, short-sighted decisions

More to come.

 

[micke77]

Wenders is right...Will Ferrell is NOT funny. If he had been in "Blazing Saddles", I wouldn't have watched it.
So put him on my enemies list along with:

Ryan Seacrest.
Joan Rivers.
Rosie O'Donnell.
Scott Boras.
Regis Philbin.
John Elway.
Stuart Scott.
Andrea Kremer.
Tony Romo.

And I'm just getting started. ;D

 

[Cadet]

Great thread idea. I'm going to have to ponder personal (like the ****head who knocked up my friend and split) vs. commercial enemies (like Charlie Weis, who I've never met but hate anyway), you know?

 

[sportschick]

Jerramy Stevens
Christian Peter
Carlos Perez
Other rapists to be named later
People who hate hockey or tennis
Comic book haters
Harry Potter mockers
My father's zipper
Whoever wrote Catwoman

People recently removed
Sarah from HS who stole my boyfriend

 

[User 1019]

Illinois Nazis

 

[buckweaver]

<---------- Judge Landis.

 

[forever_town]

My former bosses
My mother

 

[RossLT]

The sixth grade teacher I had who told me I would never amount to anything and said "You would be saving a lot of people a whole lot of time if you dropped out of school right now".

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Buck

Hitler

And maybe not in that order.

 

[buckweaver]

The sixth grade teacher I had who told me I would never amount to anything and said "You would be saving a lot of people a whole lot of time if you dropped out of school right now".

Hell, if we're all going this route, I'll go with my eighth-grade gifted teacher who failed me on a "career counseling" assignment because after I answered all the questions on the computer survey, it spit out "professional athlete" and she told me that was too unrealistic. I got so frustrated arguing about it with her -- that was my career goal at the time, of course -- that I blurted out an amazing line of teenage logic, "How dare you tell me I shouldn't pursue my dreams!" I defied her by writing my report on it anyway, and she failed me.

She later told me she was proud of me for setting high standards, but I didn't believe her.

 

[RickStain]

My high-school principal who told me I had anger issues because I got sick of kids picking on me.

She's dead, though, so I'll give her a pass.

 

[Magic In The Night]

2 former bosses

**** Cheney

Rumsfeld

Bush

Anyone else responsible for the war in Iraq and/or the 2000 "election."

A former landlord

A former significant other who left me for a third cousin and got married

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

My arch enemy, James Bont.

And anyone who tries to stop me from world domination.

 

[Precious Roy]

Stephen A. Smith
Chris Brown

And the principal and teacher in high school who tried to suspend me for trying to put an article in the school paper for writing about censorship.

I was a senior in high school...
Principal: Do you even know what censorship means?
Me: I'm not an idiot, I know what it means.

He then gives a speech as to why I'm not allowed to write about why another student isn't allowed to write anything.
For the record: The kid in question wrote a CD review each week and the teacher didn't like him EVER (he was a known gang member and she was a known racist). She pulled his review without any just cause and I defended him.

 

[micke77]

Steven Roy...thanks for putting down Steven A.Smith....I knew I had left someone out...that never-stop-talking dude needs to be No. 1 on the list. geez, chill, Steven A., chill. or go away.