i mean, how can one not vote for a GOP candidate?
the obvious reasons to do so:
1. suppress stem cell research - an affront to God - to hell with curing disease
2. lower taxes on the rich - so they can live more comfortably
3. crush gay rights - an affront to God and traditional marriage
4. criminalize abortion - an affront to God
5. 'surge' in Iraq - mccain says its safe to shop in baghdad's open-air market
6. katrina response - helluva job brownie
7. illegal wiretapping - who needs civil rights?
8. firing US Attorneys - Alberto Gonzalez, he's our man
9. $3 gas - what's good for Halliburton is good for America
10. de-regulate business - Charles Darwin, he's our man
11. deport illegal immigrants - unless they work for you at minimum wage or less
12. all white male candidates - no women or people of color need apply
13. pardon Scooter Libby - to hell with the truth about WMD, he lied for his country
14. 9-11 - Clinton's fault, he should have KOed bin laden in 98
15. 2000 election - pat buchanan absolutely got 3500 votes in mostly-jewish palm beach county
16. red state america - real americans - highest rates of illiteracy, obesity, divorce, domestic violence, alcoholism, huntin' and fishin', and church attendance