When you gotta go ... you'd kill for it

[Football_Bat]

A really ****ty story from South Texas.

http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/news/brother-107930-charged-edinburg.html

Brother kills brother over who gets to use the bathroom.

 

[Beef03]

Why am I amused that this appeared in the Brownsville paper?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

The brick, two-story home at 7522 Inspiration Road, where Hooper allegedly killed his brother, was built in 1979 and has three bedrooms and three bathrooms, Hidalgo County appraisal records show.

Why is this needed?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

When you gotta go, someone's gotta go.

 

[playthrough]

The brick, two-story home at 7522 Inspiration Road, where Hooper allegedly killed his brother, was built in 1979 and has three bedrooms and three bathrooms, Hidalgo County appraisal records show.

Why is this needed?

Um, to show they might have been able to both go to a bathroom and maybe avoid this little fracas. That's actually a pretty good detail, added simply without being a smartass.