When will you die?

[Jones]

My wife just did this and got the same day and year as me. Sounds like we have a suicide pact in our future. Or a plane crash maybe.

I just got shivers.

 

[Chi City 81]

Sunday, July 25, 2077.

 

[Perry White]

My goal is to live to see the tricentennial...looks like I'm going to be 21 years short

 

[spnited]

Nov. 15, 2017..which would make me 68

I don't think so. I'll easily live to 80 since my father was 87 when he died and my mother is 86 and going (somewhat) strong.
Heredity means more than some dumbass death clock.


Besides, there ain't no way IJAG lives for another 25 years! ;D

 

[spnited]

So when I signed on today, by "last post" it appeared to say "Spnited, when will you die."

That's a question we all want answered.

(Gotta take over til 5:30, when BYH wake up)

But your not half the dickhead he is.


(See my post for when I'll supposedly die...which I'm not buying)

 

[dooley_womack1]

Nov. 15, 2017..which would make me 268

I don't think so. I'll easily live to 280 since my father was 387 when he died and my mother is 486 and going (somewhat) strong.
Heredity means more than some dumbass death clock.


Besides, there ain't no way IJAG lives for another 25 years! ;D

I do feel unclean, if that helps.

 

[spnited]

Sorry, dools, not one of your better quote function efforts.
You must be out of practice.

 

[Buck]

According to that, I'm already dead.

 

[Bubba Fett]

Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. But not this year, because my latest invention is unbeatable. Behold! The death clock. [He places a small black box on top on the table.] Simply jam your finger in the hole and this read-out tells you exactly how long you have left to live.

Leela: Does it really work?

Farnsworth: Well it's occasionally off by a few seconds. What with free will and all.

Fry: Sounds like fun. How long do I have left to live?

[He puts his finger in the hole and the clock dings.]

Bender: Ooh! Dibs on his CD player!


Oh, and I'm a goner on Friday, March 16, 2046. That would make me nearly 74, so I can live with that.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Oh, and I'm a goner on Friday, March 16, 2046. That would make me nearly 74, so I can live with that.

Cool. You'll die the day before me. Maybe we can have a joint funeral. Are you Catholic?

 

[Ace]

My wife just did this and got the same day and year as me. Sounds like we have a suicide pact in our future. Or a plane crash maybe.

I just got shivers.

2070 -- maybe it's a global warming thing or a teleporting accident.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Yeah, if only I were optimistic instead of pessimistic...oh well.

I should have known better. Nothing good ever happens for me.

 

[spnited]

I should have known better. Nothing good ever happens for me.

You got to meet me in Toronto. What more could you ask for ;D ;D

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

Tuesday, March 13, 2068
1,936,339,xxx

I'll be 88 and still won't have seen the Brewers win the World Series......

 

[Bubbler]

I came up April 23, 2045. I'll be in my 70s.

 

[zeke12]

According to that thing, I'm already dead.

 

[The Big Ragu]

March 25, 2025

**** you not. Why even bother trying to live healthy? I may as well swallow a fistful of pills and get it over with.

 

[HC]

I'm going to live to be 97 frickin' years old. That's going to annoy the hell out of the thin people. 8)

Friday, September 12, 2053

But on Friday? Just like me to get through the week and **** up the weekend.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Should I be concerned that I came up with last Tuesday?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I see dead posters.