When in Ohio - Call 911 over a beer dispute, then hit on operator

[EStreetJoe]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/tipsy-man-romances-911-operator-986743

Here's the first graph of the story...

After calling 911 to complain that his ex-wife was withholding five cans of Milwaukee’s Best beer, a tipsy Ohio man hit on the female emergency operator, asking for her “personal phone number” and remarking, “You sound kinda pretty.”

The rest of the story is just as funny -- kinda sad that it's a true story.

 

[Vombatus]

Beware of the ****able voice.

 

[spikechiquet]

Beware of the ****able voice.

I know girls that sounds like that...they weigh more than me and are much shorter.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Florida, you're on the clock.