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Move to the West, live in a yurt on fertile farm land, grow organic veggies, sell what I don't eat at farmers' markets and Widespread Panic shows. Write lengthy anti-technology manifestos by candlelight.

Truth to tell, I have a second job I'm working now and if I get plunked Monday morning I guess I'd have more time for that. Wouldn't complain one bit, either.
 
There will always be a job for me at my old paper. It would just require moving back in with my mom.

So, I'd do that, get my Master's ... and teach.
 
i'm richard gere in "officer and a gentleman": "i got nowhere else to go!" :'( :-\ :-\
 
I still have grand plans on opening my bar, but the tough old Eye-tie ******* who owns the building I want (it's his cobbler's shop right now) won't sell, at least not yet. But it'll be a bar for writers when I finally get it, so I'll want writers behind the bar.

Requirements: Know how to pour a stiff one, as well as a perfect pint of Guinness; be easy to talk to; know how to swing a wooden baseball bat; good with a mop and bucket; return the love.

Start applying for those Canadian work permits, and remember to pack a parka.
 
And with that, the stream of applicants at sportschick's fabric store dries up
 
Why the hell would anyone want to go back to school in order to get a master's so that they can teach....................journalism? I mean, seriously. Of all the things I'll do once this biz runs me off, the LAST one on the list, just behind serving as the assistant to the crack *****, is try to convince people to get into this racket.

Plus--and I'm as serious as the day is long here--won't the death of mass media as we know it kill J-schools too? It's like training people to service typewriters.
 
BYH said:
Why the hell would anyone want to go back to school in order to get a master's so that they can teach....................journalism? I mean, seriously. Of all the things I'll do once this biz runs me off, the LAST one on the list, just behind serving as the assistant to the crack *****, is try to convince people to get into this racket.

Plus--and I'm as serious as the day is long here--won't the death of mass media as we know it kill J-schools too? It's like training people to service typewriters.

If all of mass media died, then yeah, but I still imagine there's a market for teaching about the inter net and the tv and the BLOGS!
 
I'm sure you will all think I'm insane, but I am currently looking at online Masters programs in Public Policy or Political Management.

I've decided I want to be the Karl Rove of Massachusetts.
 
Clever username said:
Jones said:
I still have grand plans on opening my bar, but the tough old Eye-tie ******* who owns the building I want (it's his cobbler's shop right now) won't sell, at least not yet. But it'll be a bar for writers when I finally get it, so I'll want writers behind the bar.

Requirements: Know how to pour a stiff one, as well as a perfect pint of Guinness; be easy to talk to; know how to swing a wooden baseball bat; good with a mop and bucket; return the love.

Start applying for those Canadian work permits, and remember to pack a parka.

I thought you were moving to America?


Oh, and law school for me.

First toe in American waters, fingers crossed, will be in the fall. If everything works out -- and there's a long way to go, but I'm optimistic -- it'll be in a state that rhymes with Schlongtana. But I'll always have a place here, too. Hopefully, it's the cot behind my bar.

Not sure where the wife and kids will sleep. Down with the casks, I guess.
 
If that pot thing doesn't work, am thinking Astronaut, fry cook or double-naught spy.
 
I'm sorry, because I know a lot of good people here are thinking this, but the idea that newspapers = mass media and that's it are a little out of touch. NPR/PRI doesn't publish newspapers. Ditto most of your newsmagazines. Investigative work DOES happen in television, too. It's tempting to think of us, Royal Guards of the Fourth Estate, on one side and Mark Madden, Rush Limbaugh, TMZ and EatMe69's GTA Britney Spears Porn Fart Joke blog on the other, but it's far from that cut and dried.

Plus which I sincerely doubt the newspaper is that close to extinction. It's ****ing horrible times, yeah, and I'm probably closer to being out than a lifer at this point, but I wonder if the litany of bad news on the JTO board isn't skewing our view a little bit.
 
Whatever I do next, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

;D

I've never smoked weed and it's been a while since I played pool. But my quasi-dream continues to be to move to Amsterdam and open my pool hall/hash bar called Sticks 'n Stoned. Or maybe I could sell other odd business concepts to people, like a chess club/ Australian gay bar called Checkmates.
 
I really think I'm going to sell everything I own on ebay... beats digging for aluminum cans
 
I've been without a job for a good week, and in that short span of time I've discovered that journalism is far from dead, it seems.
There's still lots and lots of jobs out there. High paying jobs? well, no, but there are jobs. I have my first interview on Monday and another one likely down the pipe. I've tried applying for at least one or two jobs a day.

Just my personal opinion here, and sorry for going completely off the track, but there will be a day, probably sooner than a lot of people think, where a well known newspaper cuts print operations altogether and becomes a strictly online operation.
It may go broke in the process, but when has the first of anything gone on to flourish? It'll be a mess trying to make a profit, but it's going to happen.
Where newspapers will continue to grow, it seems, is in smaller communities. Or even smaller sections of large cities. Everyone in this business surely knows this, but I think there's lots of ways to make more of a profit that papers aren't capitalizing on.
When you're able to download the latest scores, headlines, stock quotes, and other newsworthy information, why can you do it for free? It's nice, but there needs to be a price to pay.
Newspapers could start programs where they beam out, for a modest price, daily local headlines and photos, local sports scores, and any other stuff that can't be found anywhere else to cell phones, PDAs, and whatever other digital device you prefer.
People would ***** about it, but they'd pay because they're not getting that information anywhere else, except from the paper's website, which gives it away for free for some stupid reason.

(And my contingency plan actually IS to move back to Montana :-p)
 

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