What's your contingency plan?

[Inky_Wretch]

You can build yourself a tent out of elk skins.

Ooh, good idea. Maybe a yurt with a drive-through window for slangin' hillbilly heroin.

 

[Barsuk]

****, forgot one thing ... I'll also buy a lot of drugs from Inky.

 

[SF_Express]

My retirement plan is to be the cart and club-cleaner guy at a local golf course, but it can't happen yet. I don't have enough in retirement funds, and none of the current old guys have died off retired yet.

 

[thegrifter]

On a serious note, i've been saving for an engagement ring, my little ring fund. but until things turn around in the job climate, that money is looking more like a just-in-case-Grifter-gets-layed-off fund.

 

[forever_town]

I just got another idea for a contingency plan: Work as a bartender/barback.

 

[SF_Express]

I just got another idea for a contingency plan: Work as a bartender/barback.

I would love to do that, actually....

 

[slappy4428]

OK then, I get to sell meth, and slappy can sell pot.

Why do you think you deserve the better franchise?

 

[Samson]

Sink my claws into Sam Dell and **** on Lean Dean.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

There is a ton of money in learning Arabic.

 

[Bamadog]

I'm glad I saw the writing on the wall before the summer and already applied for grad school and the needed grants. I'm getting a masters in computer science. While I'm doing that, I'm going to be working a local car dealership and stringing for the local paper during football season.

I just the cuts could've come in May, so I could have started school now.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

Full-time dreamer.



Or work in a haberdashery... or maybe a hat shop.

 

[Moderator1]

I love hats.

I'm going to sell Tommy Bahama shirts, on the off chance that the Christmas demise is wrong.

 

[Lieslntx]

I'm going to move to Montana. So I can get quality fabric, craft supplies and drugs. This crap down here in Texas sucks.

 

[joe_schmoe]

Blog. Full time.

 

[SoCalDude]

The guy I sit next to used say he was going to be a cart collector at Costco. We would all laugh. Now he says it and nobody laughs.

 

[Shark_Juumper]

A Dallas News casualty is/was wrangling talent in a strip club.

http://www.cjr.org/feature/damage_report.php?page=1

Then there’s Michael Precker, fifty-two. For years, he wrote features. Before that, he was the paper’s Middle East bureau chief. Now Precker is a day manager at The Lodge, an upscale Dallas gentlemen’s club, making sure no one harasses the pole dancers. “If you’re going to leap out a window,” he says, “you might as well have a mattress.”

 

[Baron Scicluna]

A Dallas News casualty is/was wrangling talent in a strip club.

http://www.cjr.org/feature/damage_report.php?page=1

Then there’s Michael Precker, fifty-two. For years, he wrote features. Before that, he was the paper’s Middle East bureau chief. Now Precker is a day manager at The Lodge, an upscale Dallas gentlemen’s club, making sure no one harasses the pole dancers. “If you’re going to leap out a window,” he says, “you might as well have a mattress.”

Too bad he didn't drop the first 'r' from his last name. That would be very appropriate for a gentlemen's club.

 

[playthrough]

Professional gambler.

 

[sgaleadfoot]

Buy the winning powerball ticket.

 

[SixToe]

"Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart."

"Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart."

"Let me check your receipt. Thanks for shopping at Wal-Mart."