What'd I miss?

[User 1019]

Been gone playing GI Joe for a while ... what'd I miss?

 

[Chef]

Super ****in Genius JDV is having a birthday party complete with cake and ice cream, some random hookers he got off the street and a dancin clown.

 

[User 1019]

Sweet. Is Britney dancing?

 

[Chef]

Sweet. Is Britney dancing?

Yeah.....and since JDV is doing this on the cheap, she plays as one of the hookers as well.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Apparently the ability to click the 'show unread posts since last visit' words at the top of the page.

 

[User 1019]

I haven't been on the site in about a month, your highness. So, I'd like a recap. If you can't provide it, pop smoke and get the hell out of here. I'm in no mood for your holier-than-thou-I-rule-the-site bull****.

 

[Angola!]

What's up t_b_f?
There have been some pretty good threads lately. I have enjoyed the 9-11 thread, plus we have had some interesting discussions about airports.
Not too many drunk threads, though I did fall off my roof. If you want a laugh look that one up.
Had any Pyramid lately?

 

[imjustagirl2]

It was mostly a joke. Lord, we have these threads all the time...like I was going to "pop smoke" whatever that means on yours.

 

[Moderator1]

I think it means **** off but I ain't too hep on my slang no more.

 

[User 1019]

Nah, no Pyramid here in southern Oklahoma, I'm afraid. Hell, all the beer here's 3.2%, except imports .... and Shiner (why Shiner, I don't know).

I've been banging my head against a wall wasting good taxpayer money doing a hell of a lot of nothing. Until this week, that is, when we began the Modern Army Combatives Program. Damn, I'm sore. Wrestling with kids 8-10 years younger has taken a pretty good toll on my body -- and we still have the two hardest days left, the tournament.

I'll have to check out the 9-11 and roof threads.

 

[User 1019]

It was mostly a joke. Lord, we have these threads all the time...like I was going to "pop smoke" whatever that means on yours.

If it was a joke, I appologize. Pop smoke is Army for "get ready to leave."

 

[Mystery_Meat]

To be fair, usually the best stuff gets locked and occasionally vaporized, so sometimes it helps to have a witness.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

She's on blast.

 

[sportschick]

Speaking of blast, CradleRobber got a date with somebody his own age.

 

[Moderator1]

She's on blast.

Cute. Code words. Y'all are so ****in' clever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ))):0>

 

[slappy4428]

She's on blast.

Cute. Code words. Y'all are so ****in' clever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ))):0>

You've taught us well.

 

[Moderator1]

My claim to fame. Put it on my tombstone.

On blast! Someone probably got a gold star for that.

 

[Barsuk]

Michigan's 0-2. Lost at home to App State and Oregon. Honestly.

Oh, and Stoob discovered the Gillette Fusion razor and he can't stop shaving. It's the best a man can get, you know.