What I've learned...

[TyWebb]

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

 

[ChrisLong]

Seger: Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

 

[albert777]

Please don't dominate the rap, Jack, if you've got nothing new to say.

 

[Buck]

Did we ever learn who put the bop in the bop shoo-bop shoo-bop, or who put the ram in the ramalama dingdong?

If not, that's a pretty big knowledge gap.

When I was a kid, I knew a girl who said that was her uncle who did that.
She also said Kool and the Gang stayed at her house whenever they visited Philly.

 

[forever_town]

Never dance with the devil. He will burn you down.

 

[Guy_Incognito]

Most of these are a real stretch from the OP's question. Maybe we should have a "lines I like" thread.

 

[MisterCreosote]

The ***** is most definitely not among my 99 problems.

 

[HC]

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

 

[Batman]

Two pages plus and nobody has gone to this well yet?

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever

It's a fine line between pleasure and pain.

 

[Buck]

The ***** is most definitely not among my 99 problems.

Is it the more money? Is that what's causing the problems?

 

[OscarMadison]

"Dump the husband, keep the dog."
-J.D. Shapiro and the entire cast of "We Married Margo"*




*Probably the funniest movie you've never seen.

 

[Huggy]

You never want to be the only sober or drunk guy at a party

Always buy the first round.

Never turn down a chance to take a ****.

 

[SFIND]

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and don't mess around with Jim Slim.

 

[justgladtobehere]

Dextromethorphan is an interesting drug.

 

[Chef2]

Never eat Burger King.

 

[cjericho]

"Never trust a man whose ass is wider than his shoulders." -- Pro wrestler Terry Funk.

The American Dream?

 

[MisterCreosote]

The Lord loves a working man.

Don't trust Whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

The American Dream?

He was referring to Mick Foley. Although Dusty may have applied as well.

 

[cjericho]

He was referring to Mick Foley. Although Dusty may have applied as well.

Ahh, definitely thought he was talking about Dusty.