What I've learned...

[Jake_Taylor]

The Spin Doctors taught me that buying someone rockets is quite the romantic gesture.

What invaluable pieces of knowledge have you picked up from pop culture?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"Never trust a man whose ass is wider than his shoulders." -- Pro wrestler Terry Funk.

 

[Moderator1]

You can't always get what you want

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Make the best out of the bad, just laugh it off--Rod Stewart

 

[outofplace]

Most of the times I thought I had all the answers, I wasn't even asking all the right questions.

 

[MTM]

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with

 

[Ace]

Bumbles bounce.

 

[Steak Snabler]

You want a piece of my heart, you better start from the start.

 

[cisforkoke]

Many people try to bake cookies with the soft butter from the tub, rather than a stick of butter. Then they wonder what went wrong.

 

[KJIM]

This is so funny because I've thought of starting this very same thread.

My nugget of knowledge, provided by the Redheaded Stranger himself:

Can you can't hang a man for killing a woman who's trying to steal your horse.

 

[qtlaw]

Child is born with a heart of gold; EWF (no truer words have been said, at least from my observations of babies and kids)

 

[John]

Eating after midnight is bad.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Where you have been is not a sin
it's where you're going
Hurt anyone by what you've done
and it starts showing
You know you can't complain
about the wind and the rain
You'll gather down at the churchyard just the same

 

[Bradley Guire]

"Hug somebody you love today. Be kind to somebody you don't know. Walk a mile in someone's shoes you don't like, wish them well. Takes a man."
Roderick Toombs

 

[justgladtobehere]

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean

 

[Songbird]

The nature of reality is pure subjective fantasy.

 

[Huggy]

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever

 

[Vombatus]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Did we ever learn who put the bop in the bop shoo-bop shoo-bop, or who put the ram in the ramalama dingdong?

If not, that's a pretty big knowledge gap.

 

[Chef2]

It's going to be a long day when you've ran out of give a ****s before you've finished your first cup of coffee.