What do you call it?

[alleyallen]

This is the third thread on the subject, but felt it necessary based on the requests of others.

Certainly this is addressed to the females of the board, but anyone can answer.

What do you call your "hooded friend?"

And I ain't talkin' 'bout the klan!

 

[markvid]

Patio umbrella?

 

[dreunc1542]

Let me be the first to say this won't end well, especially when Moddy sees this.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

I have an old National Lampoon mag — mid 70s —  that lists virtually ALL of the slang names for male and female anatomy.  They then ran a computer-generated image of a female and male to show, proportionately, the size of the anatomy given the number of slang names for each part. As might be guessed, Big Jim and the Twins were huge, as were the Wound That Never Heals and the bazooms.

 

[Buck]

Are we talking about the little man in the canoe?

 

[Starman]

Let me be the first to say this won't end well, especially when Moddy sees this.

END well? Hell, it didn't even start well. : :

 

[Shifty Squid]

The only "hooded friend" of many of the male posters on this board:

 

[pallister]

How many exes do you have, LMD? Just kidding, just kidding.

 

[alleyallen]

How many exes do you have, LMD? Just kidding, just kidding.

Sad to say, I have two ex-wives.

 

[21]

What is this, like the third thread on this subject? Did anyone here take health class in 8th grade??

It's a clit. Say it out loud. Say it to your woman, she'll be impressed. It is your friend. Like a little penis. If it's bigger than a penis, check for a birth certificate, you never know. If you touch it, women will like you. If you get really good at touching it, it won't matter if you don't put down the toilet seat or forget her birthday, she will still really really like you. If you can't find it, ask her. She will be very happy you asked. If she's not, she's an idiot, and you should find someone more appreciative of your concern, asap.

Under no circumstance should you call it a 'guy in a canoe' if you are over the age of legal consent.

 

[pallister]

The end is near.

 

[Flash]

I'm totally with 21 on this one.

 

[Chef]

Disaster, thy name is the clit thread.

Only a matter of time, kids.

 

[alleyallen]

What is this, like the third thread on this subject?  Did anyone here take health class in 8th grade??

It's a clit. Say it out loud. Say it to your woman, she'll be impressed. It is your friend. Like a little penis. If it's bigger than a penis, check for a birth certificate, you never know.  If you touch it, women will like you. If you get really good at touching it, it won't matter if you don't put down the toilet seat or forget her birthday, she will still really really like you. If you can't find it, ask her. She will be very happy you asked. If she's not, she's an idiot, and you should find someone more appreciative of your concern, asap.

Under no circumstance should you call it a 'guy in a canoe' if you are over the age of legal consent.

I couldn't care less what a woman calls it. As long as she let's me be friends with it.

 

[busdriver]

Just ask Little Man's Daddy what I call it. And no, I'm not LMD. I'm his GF.

 

[lono]

Just ask Little Man's Daddy what I call it. And no, I'm not LMD. I'm his GF.

OK, LMD. What does she call it??

 

[Songbird]

What is this, like the third thread on this subject?  Did anyone here take health class in 8th grade??

It's a clit. Say it out loud. Say it to your woman, she'll be impressed. It is your friend. Like a little penis. If it's bigger than a penis, check for a birth certificate, you never know.  If you touch it, women will like you. If you get really good at touching it, it won't matter if you don't put down the toilet seat or forget her birthday, she will still really really like you. If you can't find it, ask her. She will be very happy you asked. If she's not, she's an idiot, and you should find someone more appreciative of your concern, asap.

Under no circumstance should you call it a 'guy in a canoe' if you are over the age of legal consent.

Touched one the other night. Worked it, licked it, rubbed it, sucked it for an hour. She moaned and girated with delight like no other woman I've known. It was quite an empowering feeling.

 

[busdriver]

What is this, like the third thread on this subject?  Did anyone here take health class in 8th grade??

It's a clit. Say it out loud. Say it to your woman, she'll be impressed. It is your friend. Like a little penis. If it's bigger than a penis, check for a birth certificate, you never know.  If you touch it, women will like you. If you get really good at touching it, it won't matter if you don't put down the toilet seat or forget her birthday, she will still really really like you. If you can't find it, ask her. She will be very happy you asked. If she's not, she's an idiot, and you should find someone more appreciative of your concern, asap.

Under no circumstance should you call it a 'guy in a canoe' if you are over the age of legal consent.

Touched one the other night. Worked it, licked it, rubbed it, sucked it for an hour. She moaned and girated with delight like no other woman I've known. It was quite an empowering feeling.

Oh.
My.
Goodness.

 

[Chi City 81]

Peach. I could eat a peach for hours.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Just ask Little Man's Daddy what I call it. And no, I'm not LMD. I'm his GF.

Now, let's talk about what you've seen at strip clubs. [/crossthreadreference]