What do you bring to the SJ.com table?

[JackyJackBN]

I bring obscure references of all sorts and a tolerance for stupidity that is almost boundless. Almost.

 

[Ace]

Can I just bring the condiments to the table? I'm not much of a cook and I didn't have time to shop.

I try to be funny. I (shamefully) enjoy bantering with trolls a little. And I try to provide serious advice on appropriate threads.

If I can get someone to spew on their screen, my day is complete.

(Oh, and a sad desparation to work at a certain large paper in Cleveland)

 

[wickedwritah]

I bring nothing to the table. I'm a retard. Ma-ma-monkey.

 

[Clever username]

I bring obscure references of all sorts and a tolerance for stupidity that is almost boundless. Almost.

You, sir, are a fine addition.

 

[Chi City 81]

Not true, wicked. You can swing that **** wide open.

 

[wickedwritah]

Not true, wicked. You can swing that **** wide open.

In my imagination.

 

[HC]

I like to think that I bring a little class to the joint. Every group needs an opera singer. :D

 

[kokane_muthashed]

I bring the noise.

I bring the funk.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I bring my pomposity.

 

[JackyJackBN]

I bring obscure references of all sorts and a tolerance for stupidity that is almost boundless. Almost.

You, sir, are a fine addition.

Okage sama de. Thanks much.

 

[boots]

I bring me which is style and class. Others may say I bring lies. Others may say I bring ****. Others may contend I bring comic relief along with wisdom. I'd like to think I bring truth and justice, the kind that you learn from hard and soft knocks.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

A giant penis.

 

[Chi City 81]

A giant penis.

Your husband posts here?

 

[slappy4428]

I'd like to think I bring champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

 

[Cadet]

Buckdub is right, butterflied penis was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination. There are pictures to prove it, if you're interested in not having dinner tonight.

As for the SportsJournalists.com Woman of the Month award, I would literally stand heads above the competition at 5-10. Sorry, SC. ;)

 

[The Big Ragu]

was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination.

Wait a minute. Why does this sound familiar?

 

[Cadet]

was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination.

Wait a minute. Why does this sound familiar?

I've read it somewhere before...

 

[expendable]

I bring absolutely nothing. I sponge. Like Cosmo Kramer invading Jerry's refrigerator. :D

 

[Cadet]

If you are a sponge, wouldn't that make you expandable and not expendable?

 

[hockeybeat]

I bring a longing to cover NHL hockey in Canada and the dream to bed the lovely Sarah Chalke. In my spare time, I try to offer sarcastic one-liners.