What did Britney Spears do now?

[PhilaYank36]

Since I despise 99% of everything/anything to do with MTV... screw it, most of pop culture & music today, I keep on hearing about the absolute train-wreck Spears was at the VMAs on Sunday. Given it was on a Sunday night and in Vegas, I'm pretty sure it ended as bad as you could imagine. Can anyone enlighten me?

 

[slappy4428]

Before... After...

 

[Bill Brasky]

If she and her handlers had any brains, she would drop out of the public eye, go through rehab again, start seeing a therapist, try to fix things with her parents and work hard on being a good mommy. God knows she's got enough money to have a nice comfortable life with her children in some quiet place.
But I'm afraid she's too much of a money-making machine for people who don't really give a **** about her. And she's too spoiled and willful to listen to people who have her best interests at heart.

 

[wickedwritah]

She didn't sign a prenup with Federline, right? Sounds like he'll dip his hands in for a few Benjamins, not that he hasn't already.

 

[sportschick]

She didn't sign a prenup with Federline, right? Sounds like he'll dip his hands in for a few Benjamins, not that he hasn't already.

The wedding was delayed for a couple days because the prenup hadn't been worked out. He signed one, and he won't get much, although if he gets the kids, I'm sure her support payements will be sky high.

 

[wickedwritah]

Thought there was no prenup. Confusing it with her other marriage, apparently.

 

[sportschick]

Thought there was no prenup. Confusing it with her other marriage, apparently.

Probably, and her mom paid him off with cars and cash. Not a bad gig, really.

 

[wickedwritah]

Cars and cash? Where's the broads and booze?

 

[KP]

Cars and cash? Where's the broads and booze?

Britney got those.

 

[wickedwritah]

Cars and cash? Where's the broads and booze?

Britney got those.

Well, the dude who got ditched by Britney is the one who needs some broads, not Britster.

 

[Write-brained]

Thought there was no prenup. Confusing it with her other marriage, apparently.

Mine, perhaps? I know. Risky. But I really love her and figured if she wanted my 97 Chevy she could have it.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Didn't she make an even bigger ass out of herself this weekend, though?

 

[Write-brained]

Didn't she make an even bigger ass out of herself this weekend, though?

Well, some said she had a bigger ass ...

 

[sportschick]

Cars and cash? Where's the broads and booze?

Britney got those.

Well, the dude who got ditched by Britney is the one who needs some broads, not Britster.

He was hot. I doubt he lacks broads.

 

[wickedwritah]

Didn't she make an even bigger ass out of herself this weekend, though?

She allegedly was photographed commando again, too.

 

[slappy4428]

Didn't she make an even bigger ass out of herself this weekend, though?

She allegedly was photographed commando again, too.

and had the same effect as the first time... ewwww

 

[Write-brained]

Didn't she make an even bigger ass out of herself this weekend, though?

She allegedly was photographed commando again, too.

Wonderful. One of these days they're going to take a photo of her crotch outside a bar and you'll be able to see the crowning head of baby No. 3. :-X

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

Apparently forgot the lyrics to her new song--had to cover her mouth at one point. Was not exactly in shape--not bad for a mom with two kids, for a girl trying to pose as a sex-pot for 20-somethings, not quite.

She reportedly was 3-hours late, ditched rehearsal and ordered martinis from the hotel bar. That could explain the stumbling and forgetting of lyrics. And how F***ed up is this family when K-Fed looks like the good father compared to her.

Sarah Silverman apparently caught some flak for criticizing the performance right after--MTV said it might ban her from future appearances. I say big deal.

 

[Dan Rydell]

God forbid if Britney, Lindsey and Paris should get shipwrecked on a distant island for the next 15 years.

I don't know how I would cope.

 

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