What are your resolutions?

[Songbird]

4. "Focus on the second graf" ...

 

[mike311gd]

1. Weigh 185 at the end of the year.
2. Be in a long-term, committed relationship.
3. Be a better person that I am now.

 

[Bubbler]

I hate resolutions, so here's some SJ things on my to-do list ...

1. Miss a week in Slappy's college football poll. I want to see how the other half lives.

2. Do another live blog with BYH. It doesn't even have to be AT40, which has since changed the day it's on. It could be anything. Maybe we should live blog an hour or two of VH1 Classic.

3. Meet another SJer. I average about one meeting a year in my hermit-like existence.

4. Somehow make it through a thread without use of the word "****".

5. Call out Zeke on his deer-****ing bull****. C'mon Zeke, you know that deer carcass arouses you like no other mammal dead or alive. You talk about it all the time. You're as transparent as J. Edgar Hoover at Victoria's Secret.

 

[slappy4428]

I hate resolutions, so here's some SJ things on my to-do list ...

1. Miss a week in Slappy's college football poll. I want to see how the other half lives.

2. Do another live blog with BYH. It doesn't even have to be AT40, which has since changed the day it's on. It could be anything. Maybe we should live blog an hour or two of VH1 Classic.

3. Meet another SJer. I average about one meeting a year in my hermit-like existence.

4. Somehow make it through a thread without use of the word "****".

5. Call out Zeke on his deer-****ing bull****. C'mon Zeke, you know that deer carcass arouses you like no other mammal dead or alive. You talk about it all the time. You're as transparent as J. Edgar Hoover at Victoria's Secret.

1) I know where you live
1A) I know where you work
1B) I know why your car screwed up
3) You fly, I'll buy
4) **** off, never gonna happen
5) Cambria Bar and Grill still serves great burgers -- no matter the meat

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

1) Survive supervolcano eruption
2) Keep job
3) If I lose job, get another
4) If no jobs are to be found have patience in the soup line

 

[Beaker]

-Get to law school where I want to go
-Find someone who'll make me happy
-Eradicate my beer tire

 

[mike311gd]

Go to Beaks' law school.
Make Beaks happy.
Eradicate a beer tire.

 

[Beaker]

Thanks, mike, I needed that. I'd like to forget '08.

 

[slappy4428]

Thanks, mike, I needed that. I'd like to forget '08.

A hummer from someone who has 18K posts on a message board.. high goals, indeed

 

[mike311gd]

Thanks, mike, I needed that. I'd like to forget '08.

If it makes you feel any better, it's 20 minutes later, and I don't remember typing that.

I do love you, Beaks. (I at least like you a lot.)

I'd like to lose 30 pounds.
Wait. I already did this poost.
I'd like to be half the man that Beaks is. Only then will I be happy with who I am.

 

[schiezainc]

My goals are modest.

1.) I want to continue going to the gym, but do so more consistently than I have in the past four months. Three or four times a week will do it.

2.) Make more money this year than I did last, and hopefully find a way to get a steady second job.

3.) Plan another awesome vacation this summer. I'm eyeing a return to Florida, but Toronto and California are also options.

4.) Not let my job come before my life nearly as often.

and lastly.....

5.) I want to **** in at least five states this year. So far, I'm 20% done with my goal as I took a nice one at the NYE party tonight in Connecticut. Since I live in Rhode Island, I expect to be at 40% by the end of the week.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

-- Get back in the gym and seriously work on my weight.
-- Improve my financial situation.
-- Move out. Get an apartment either on my own or with a coworker.
-- Grow in my faith.
-- Become a better son, grandson, brother, nephew, cousin, friend.
-- Be more involved in my sisters' lives. Be a better big brother to all three girls.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

It's a good thing this was not one of mine:

Do not, while drinking too much bubbly, buy more than $1,100 worth of guitar online before the new year is three hours old.

 

[Songbird]

do not buy project x drinks and get cum-faced frunk. oy.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Don't be cumming on the grille of no shiskas, Xan

 

[Songbird]

dude, schiksas are so good. i think the girl sing was a schiksa. that voice was magic.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The girl sing? Oy

 

[waterytart]

Gewalt.

 

[Songbird]

the girl was fantastic. divinyls/smyth/sobule/phairesesque

 

[dooley_womack1]

The Phair-esque would be enough