Weird eating habits

[PeteyPirate]

I'm sitting here eating octopus straight out of the can, as I am wont to do, and I'm wondering what other gastronomic idiosyncrasies exist on this board.

 

[Overrated]

That's the most ****ed up thing I've ever heard, FDP.

I eat my pizza with no cheese, but that's already been established here.

 

[Songbird]

I eat tuna straight out of the can.

I eat spaghetti with my fingers (when no women are around).

I eat potato chip and mustard sandwiches.

I eat enough mashed potatoes each time to feed a small Army.

Sometimes, a turkey and cheese sandwich is just that -- only the turkey and the cheese with mustard all balled up (no bread).

There'll be more examples as I think of them.

 

[PeteyPirate]

I eat tuna straight out of the can.

I eat spaghetti with my fingers (when no women are around).

I eat potato chip and mustard sandwiches.

I eat enough mashed potatoes each time to feed a small Army.

Sometimes, a turkey and cheese sandwich is just that -- only the turkey and the cheese with mustard all balled up (no bread).

There'll be more examples as I think of them.

So, you haven't used a fork in a long while, huh?

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

I eat tuna straight out of the can.

I eat spaghetti with my fingers (when no women are around).

I eat potato chip and mustard sandwiches.

I eat enough mashed potatoes each time to feed a small Army.

Sometimes, a turkey and cheese sandwich is just that -- only the turkey and the cheese with mustard all balled up (no bread).

There'll be more examples as I think of them.

If you are out of utensils, Mikey has some Taco Bell sporks you can borrow

 

[Overrated]

I eat potato chip and mustard sandwiches.

Now I remember why I like you.

 

[Songbird]

I eat tuna straight out of the can.

I eat spaghetti with my fingers (when no women are around).

I eat potato chip and mustard sandwiches.

I eat enough mashed potatoes each time to feed a small Army.

Sometimes, a turkey and cheese sandwich is just that -- only the turkey and the cheese with mustard all balled up (no bread).

There'll be more examples as I think of them.

So, you haven't used a fork in a long while, huh?

Touche! 19 months.

 

[Overrated]

If you are out of utensils, Mikey has some Taco Bell sporks you can borrow

"Borrow" is the key word in that sentence.

 

[Small Town Guy]

When I eat an apple, I chew off all the skin first. I go around the middle first, then the top, and finally the bottom. The key is that I can't bit so deep that a seed appears. If it does I throw it away. Once all the red skin is gone, I start eating the actual meat of the apple, again around the middle, then the top, then the bottom, nibbling here and there at the end to make it last as long as possible. And once it's almost nothing, I then bite enough to expose a seed and it gets tossed.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Octopus and/or sardines out of a can, straight or on a cracker. It's a great snack.

 

[mike311gd]

My best friend bites his sandwiches into the shapes of states.

I, too, roll up pieces of ham or turkey and cheese to make a sandwich, Xan. "I'm off bread."

I eat condiments alone, just squeeze the salsa out of the pack. That's usually a late-night snack.

 

[Songbird]

I used to be a ketchup-packet eater.

 

[txsportsscribe]

a-1 steak sauce sandwich. also campbell's chicken noodle soup out of the can

 

[slappy4428]

I used to be a ketchup-packet eater.

Doctor told you to quit?


I use ham and cheese and roll it up, but that's for eliminating the bread carbs rather than the taste.
I put pickle spears on a hot dog; normal for me, strange here in the south.
Ms. Slappy puts ketchup on all steak -- which really pissed me off the other night when I grilled two beautiful New York strips...

 

[Songbird]

I used to be a ketchup-packet eater.

Doctor told you to quit?

Nah, just tired of having an itchy sphincter when a packet passed through. Har.

As a kid, ate tablespoons of sugar at a time.

 

[zeke12]

I used to be a ketchup-packet eater.

Doctor told you to quit?


I use ham and cheese and roll it up, but that's for eliminating the bread carbs rather than the taste.
I put pickle spears on a hot dog; normal for me, strange here in the south.
Ms. Slappy puts ketchup on all steak -- which really pissed me off the other night when I grilled two beautiful New York strips...

She'd be grilling her own, if that were me.

Hell, people get up in arms about ketchup on a hot dog. On a steak?

I'll just say I'm a creative leftover user, and leave it at that.

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

One can Campbells cream of mushroom soup. One can tuna. A couple cups of pasta.

Boil the pasta, drain. Stir in soup and tuna as is.

If I have time, grate cheese over top.

 

[Songbird]

mashed potato hard tacos.

 

[slappy4428]

She'd be grilling her own, if that were me.

Hell, people get up in arms about ketchup on a hot dog. On a steak?

During the long-distance relationship portion of our lives, on one of her visits, I made filet mignon, seasoned with creole and stuffed with bleu cheese. She tried going for the ketchup, I suggested she might find some at the airport that night. Smart woman she is, she knew to put the bottle down. She grumbled, but knew better.

 

[Diabeetus]

Man, you guys are gross!

I like my applesauce mixed with cottage cheese...or cottage cheese mixed with peaches or pears or pineapple.