(Trouser) snakes on a plane

[Boomer7]

Naked guy on a plane tries to open the emergency door, but some of Major League Soccer's finest come to the rescue.

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1107887&pos=breaking

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I congratulate soccer.

 

[poindexter]

Soccer: Is there anything it can't do?

 

[Overrated]

I blame soccer...for blocking Darwinism.


That was really funny, Poin.

 

[BigSleeper]

Soccer: Is there anything it can't do?

Entertain.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Many people would jump naked out of an airplane cruising at 35,000 feet to get as far away from soccer as possible. (I am not one of them.)

 

[Tom Petty]

Soccer: Is there anything it can't do?

Entertain.

so god damn solid it's sick.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

well ... at least ya'll avoid homosexual jokes.

 

[Tom Petty]

well ... at least ya'll avoid homosexual jokes.

with soccer on the table, how can we not?

 

[KP]

I'd put money on Matt Reis being one of the two players to subdue the guy.

 

[Tom Petty]

I'd put money on Matt Reis being one of the two players to subdue the guy.

who?

 

[ColbertNation]

Maybe he was hot.

 

[Overrated]

Re: MLS team members subdue man on flight

Soccer: Is there anything it can't do?

Suck it, Poin. It's my line now.

 

[BYH]

Re: MLS team members subdue man on flight

They knew when he was going to bolt for the door because they videotaped him on his last flight.

 

[Overrated]

Re: MLS team members subdue man on flight

If Matt Reis wasn't one of the players who subdued the man, I'd be completely shocked.

 

[GB-Hack]

I'd put money on Matt Reis being one of the two players to subdue the guy.

who?

The Revolution's goalkeeper. Big bloke.

 

[GB-Hack]

Re: MLS team members subdue man on flight

If Matt Reis wasn't one of the players who subdued the man, I'd be completely shocked.

Actually, story says it was the GM, VP of player personnel and an assistant coach. No players. Strange.

Revolution coach, Scotsman Steve Nicol, was about to join the fray, but had to get his brass knuckles out of the overhead first.

 

[Overrated]

Re: MLS team members subdue man on flight

You guys are gonna have a big laugh when you read the other thread about a topic very similar to this.

 

[Moderator1]

Re: MLS team members subdue man on flight

We're merging.

 

[Beaker]

well ... at least ya'll avoid homosexual jokes.

with soccer on the table, how can we not?

Damn heathens.