To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish

[dixiehack]

My man out here living his best life.

The 42-year-old man was reported to be acting erratically and drove a vehicle into a pole in the store parking lot.

After the crash, he got out of his vehicle, took off his clothes, ran into the Bass Pro Shop and jumped into the aquarium.

Video taken by bystanders showed the man do a cannonball into the aquarium and later stand under the waterfall.

https://www.al.com/news/2024/01/man...-aquarium-and-knocks-himself-unconscious.html

 

[Songbird]

TikTok'ers gotta up their game to go viral.

 

[maumann]

If that ain't the words to a country song in three months, Nashville's doing it wrong.

 

[Songbird]

Fish Men North of Fishkill?

 

[The Big Ragu]

 

[Songbird]

It ain't coke that makes you do that.

 

[garrow]

Make Aquariums Great Again

 

[Sam Mills 51]

There has to be a more subtle way of saying you want to meet Charles Barkley.

 

[Driftwood]

It's a shame a big gar didn't bite his worm.

 

[HanSenSE]

Book him into the jail in Vegas. We can form our next Olympic tandem diving team.

 

[micropolitan guy]

After the crash, he got out of his vehicle, took off his clothes, ran into the Bass Pro Shop and jumped into the aquarium. Video taken by bystanders showed the man do a cannonball into the aquarium and later stand under the waterfall.

Shouting "I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob."

 

[swingline]

C'mon, man, everybody knows long-dead Paul was the walrus.

 

[Neutral Corner]

I remember in Life Magazine's "Paul is Dead" issue, someone found Ringo and asked him about the rumors that Paul was dead.

"Oh, that's a load of old crap." was his reply

 

[Driftwood]

Within the last week we had a naked meth head tased and arrested after running across a 4-lane highway while shouting he was Jesus and late for church.

 

[User 1019]

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Anyone seen Mike Trout in the offseason?

 

[micropolitan guy]

Growing up in WNY we didn't eat much locally-caught fish. We always said it was because Lake Erie fish were so hard to catch because they had three eyes.

Not sure where the fish for Friday night fish-fry came from, but it wasn't local.

 

[Neutral Corner]

Photoshopped enough to be SFW, mostly sorta.

 

[Slacker]

And now again the obligatory ...

 

[SixToe]

I'm hearing the man recently was diagnosed with a serious mental health issue and prescribed meds, which caused a severe reaction. Reportedly could not get a follow-up for several months. Was involved in a vehicle accident, then the situation at the BPS. Mental health issues are terrible.