Tiger is now divorced

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I hope Elin is able to find someone.

With those kids and all, she may not be the catch she once was.
 
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Dan LeBatard has never seen this much glee about the end of a serial womanizer's sham marriage. Ever.
 
JackReacher said:
I'm guessing she filed, right?

I imagine she filed (he was a little preoccupied), but either way it looks like they settled everything without a trial.
 
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So you're saying there's a chance.

(With Elin. Not Tiger. Not that there's anything wrong with that, except he's a piece of **** douche)
 
I'm curious how the agreement was worded. I've got to think there is non-disclosure up the yin-yang - with penalties paid by Tiger/forfeited by Elin if either talks about the other.
 
So now that it's official, he can start winning again and not have to worry about splitting the purses right? I mean, that's why he's been so awful isn't it, so he wouldn't have to part with the money? Right? Anyone? Bueller?
 
Now that Tiger can chase after the blonde-haired, blue-eyed she-devils with impunity, what's the over-and-under on major championships for Mr. Woods?
 
writestuff1 said:
Now that Tiger can chase after the blonde-haired, blue-eyed she-devils with impunity, what's the over-and-under on major championships for Mr. Woods?

69?
 
He's in Jersey this week for the Barclays on a course that is very suited to his game -- when he's on his game. We'll see how much pressure is off now that the divorce is final.
I also wonder if he'll check in with Rachel Uchitel in NYC this week.
 
When Corey Pavin extends the Ryder Cup invite, does he have two porn stars or hookers deliver it?
 
Captain_Kirk said:
When Corey Pavin extends the Ryder Cup invite, does he have two porn stars or hookers deliver it?

Nah. Pavin is going to have a Perkins waitress send him a note that he ain't making the team.
 
I think Tiger is about to find out - if he hasn't realized it already - that the thrill of hooking up with him is less now that he isn't married, isn't as rich and isn't as good as he once was.
 

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