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I'm gonna attach a poll to this later on. We can vote on the food that would most likely kill you or make you puke.
 
The one with a Digiornio pizza topped with a Jacks pizza topped with pizza rolls and extra cheese was stoner ingenuity at its finest.
 
bubba burgers! '8)

we're having 'em again tonight (w/ the diced onions) plus the frozen "nathan's" french fries. mmm-mmm!! ;) ;) ;)

hey, my vacay ends friday. gotta go out in style!! :D :D :D
 
expendable said:
I've created and eaten something similar to this, and it was some kind of goooooooooood.

The Luther Rory
A one third pound of sirloin topped with two slices of white American cheese, four strips of bacon, peanut butter, between two Krispy Kreme donuts.

Not too sure about the peanut butter, though.

Yeah, the peanut butter really puts the burger over the top! :D
 
A little hole-in-the-wall pizza joint in Kerrville, Texas -- The Downtowner -- had a dish my publisher called "heart attack on a plate":

Thin-crust pizza, with tobasco sauce instead of tomato sauce, double-cheese, double-pepperoni, chicken fingers and french fries.

My mouth is watering just typing that ... 8)
 
MrBSquared said:
A little hole-in-the-wall pizza joint in Kerrville, Texas -- The Downtowner -- had a dish my publisher called "heart attack on a plate":

Thin-crust pizza, with tobasco sauce instead of tomato sauce, double-cheese, double-pepperoni, chicken fingers and french fries.

My mouth is watering just typing that ... 8)

I would eat the everloving hell out of that.
 
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The Big Ragu said:
Looking at those photos made me never want to eat again.

All except this one: The Smoker

A half pound ground ribeye, sirloin, prime rib patty topped with Havarti cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and smoked pepper mayo....if I was craving salt.

This one made me sick just thinking about it.... the flapjack fiasco with every imaginable globular sugar stuck between eight separate pancakes.


Seriously, though, when are we going to admit that the fat gene science has discovered makes people with the potential to be fat fatter and this **** can be eaten by a guy with a metabolism rate of acid and never gain a pound? Fat, like sexual preference, is genetic.
 
doggieseatdoggies said:
Seriously, though, when are we going to admit that the fat gene science has discovered makes people with the potential to be fat fatter and this **** can be eaten by a guy with a metabolism rate of acid and never gain a pound? Fat, like sexual preference, is genetic.

While some may not appear obese or fat in any traditional sense, they can still have increased amounts of fat encasing vital organs, still detrimental to health.
 
by the way, the bubba burgers and nathan's fries were muy delicioso. :D :D :D

the three sons had two burgers each, teenaged young men they are. one was more than enough to satisfy my pot belly. ::) ::) ::)
 
BYH said:
expendable said:
I've created and eaten something similar to this, and it was some kind of goooooooooood.

The Luther Rory
A one third pound of sirloin topped with two slices of white American cheese, four strips of bacon, peanut butter, between two Krispy Kreme donuts.

Not too sure about the peanut butter, though.

Yeah, the peanut butter really puts the burger over the top! :D

I'm guessing the peanut butter is used as a glue to keep the sammich together.
 
Am guessing then no one wants to hear about a meal at this place in Kerrville and Bandera (I think called Billy Jean's)

The plate centered around a half-pound hamburger steak, stuffed with jalapenos and cheese, covered with cheese and gravy.

I can feel my arteries clogging even today ... how I got out of that town weighing less than 300 pounds is a mystery.
 
I've heard of poutine before but have never tried it.
I've eaten cheese fries.
I've eaten fries withe gravy (hello, Nectar's).
I'm not sure I can sign off on fries with both.
 
imjustagirl said:
Wait a second...THEY MADE A COTTON CANDY SANDWICH??!!??!!?? I think I'm in love.

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I just throw up — all over the place.
 
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YGBFKM said:
imjustagirl said:
Wait a second...THEY MADE A COTTON CANDY SANDWICH??!!??!!?? I think I'm in love.

i2dw5nf19o6csr8lcYhHq8Mxo1_500.jpg

I just throw up — all over the place.

I can't tell if you mean you throw up constantly, and that's your sandwich...or if you meant 'threw up.'
 
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Tobasco on pizza? Meh. But worcestershire sauce on pizza is pretty good.
 

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