This teacher will leave the light on for you

[poindexter]

Well, this teacher did it at a Red Roof Inn, but you get the idea..

http://www.wtam.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=122520&article=8525916

 

[secretariat]

Kudos on the thread title.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Tom Bodett would hit that

 

[dooley_womack1]

This is intriguing from the story: "It is illegal in Ohio for a teacher to have sex with a student, regardless of his or her age."

Does that apply beyond high school? It'd be hard to imagine prosecuting a 25-year-old college teaching assistant for having sex with a 22-year-old student. And does it apply if the student doesn't have a class with the teacher?

And Poin, I know you value the integrity of your franchise. Does a story that doesn't involve sex with a minor truly fit?

 

[Flying Headbutt]

He wouldn't make her turn the light off either.

 

[poindexter]

Her facebook profile pic:

 

[dreunc1542]

Tom Bodett would hit that

This was fantastically well-played with a nice assist from the thread title.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Her facebook profile pic:

Much better when that fivehead is covered.

 

[NickMordo]

Where do I sign up for a conjugal visit?

 

[KJIM]

My God, she looks just like my cousin.

 

[RickStain]

My God, she looks just like my cousin.

Pics or GTFO

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This must have been their song:

 

[dooley_womack1]

I don't understand why the record companies fight so hard to stop YouTube members from having their videos. I mean, the only revenue stream from that song anymore is on iTunes, and I would think record companies would want the free pub. Hell, the videos are made only as promotional items, anyway, meant to create buzz and not to make money in and of themselves.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Can you blame her with the deal Red Roof Inn has going on?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

That's frickin' awesome, rumple.

 

[Care Bear]

(Said in deep voice)

"My students insist I keep the light on, too."

 

[HanSenSE]

Can you blame her with the deal Red Roof Inn has going on?

No more calls, please ... WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Can you blame her with the deal Red Roof Inn has going on?

I don't like the look that little boys is giving the teacher.

 

[dooley_womack1]

CB, you are becoming a nausea troll. :D

 

[Rockbottom]

Rumple from way downtown ... YES!

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