This sh*t is bananas ...

[HejiraHenry]

We're getting calls from people who have seen a gorilla in a neighborhood around here.

Lovely.

 

[Ace]

Better get out there. It may be a soon-to-be-ex Obama delegate.

 

[jgmacg]

Maybe Vogue's in town to do another cover shoot.

 

[Chi City 81]

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Sorry ...

 

[Steak Snabler]

"Get out of my neighborhood, you damn dirty ape!"

 

[andyouare?]

We're getting calls from people who have seen a gorilla in a neighborhood around here.

Lovely.

As the agate clerk for the Rwanda News Herald, aren't you used to those calls?

 

[Overrated]

Has anyone seen BBAM?

 

[HejiraHenry]

We're getting calls from people who have seen a gorilla in a neighborhood around here.

Lovely.

As the agate clerk for the Rwanda News Herald, aren't you used to those calls?

Heh. It's behind an elementary school here. I wonder if they're getting punk'd, but folks are all a-twitter. Slow news day, I reckon.

 

[John]

Is Robin Williams filming a movie in town?

 

[andyouare?]

We're getting calls from people who have seen a gorilla in a neighborhood around here.

Lovely.

As the agate clerk for the Rwanda News Herald, aren't you used to those calls?

Heh. It's behind an elementary school here. I wonder if they're getting punk'd, but folks are all a-twitter. Slow news day, I reckon.

I can imagine how the local news editor at my old paper would handle this.

"There's a report of a gorilla running around an elementary school. Get out there and see what you can find. Oh and take the digitial."

 

[Inky_Wretch]

No comment ...

 

[Huggy]

"Get out of my neighborhood, you damn dirty ape!"

Beat me to it.

 

[zeke12]

I once handled a news call about a deer in the city swimming pool.

I wish I was kidding.

 

[User 1019]

Are you ****ing serious?

 

[HejiraHenry]

Are you ****ing serious?

http://www.djournal.com/pages/story.asp?ID=271391&pub=1&div=News

Yep.

 

[User 1019]

Ha. Good times. Good times.

 

[John]

 

[andyouare?]

Are you ****ing serious?

http://www.djournal.com/pages/story.asp?ID=271391&pub=1&div=News

Yep.

"When contacted, an official with the Tupelo Buffalo Park and Zoo said they do not have a gorilla or any other large primate matching that description. "

I don't know why, but that part of the story cracked me up.

I can imagine that conversation:

Zoo: Well what did he look like?
Cops: Well, he was hairy and dragged his knuckles.

 

[Grimace]

Are you ****ing serious?

http://www.djournal.com/pages/story.asp?ID=271391&pub=1&div=News

Yep.

"When contacted, an official with the Tupelo Buffalo Park and Zoo said they do not have a gorilla or any other large primate matching that description. "

I don't know why, but that part of the story cracked me up.

I can imagine that conversation:

Zoo: Well what did he look like?
Cops: Well, he was hairy and dragged his knuckles.

If he was throwing barrels at Italian plumbers I think we have a suspect:

 

[shotglass]

Leslie Nielsen: "What about the gorilla?"

Robert Hays: "Well, he's nine feet tall and brown. But that's not important right now."