This ... is my BOOMSTICK!

[2muchcoffeeman]

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads!

Army of Darkness, Wednesday, 10:30 p.m. EDT, AMC

Why? Because the zombies who run HBO won't show it, that's why.

 

[Omar_dont_scare]

Hail to the king, baby.

 

[TowelWaver]

It's a trick. Get an axe.

 

[Lamar Mundane]

Baby, you got REEEAALL ugly!

Give me some sugar, baby.