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[dog428]

They just need to put a page designer-type spin on it. Then people will think they sell by the thousands.

That is perhaps one of your more needlessly asshole-ish statements.

I'm sure it's not even in the top 100.

And you need to get better on the name-calling. ****tard.

Better name? How about: Ugly, fetid, blood-stained-tampon-sucking racoon ****er?
Jizm-covered midget-porn reject?
****-splattered, pig-masturbating zygote smear?

I could go on but why bother? Besides it's time to go home. The good news is tomorrow is a new day. The bad news is, you'll still be a elephant-fisting, toilet-water-drinking abortion leftover when the sun rises again.

OHHHHHHH

Thinking about that weekend with Alberto again, dog?

Nope, I was thinking more about alley handing you your ass after you asked him to do so.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving dickhead.

It's just a stream of names. They all describe me perfectly.

Alley gave me exactly what I asked for.

I'm giving such lameass comebacks that dog's having to resort to manipulating quotes.

I should just stop attacking everybody here. They're all handing me my ass on every thread.

 

[alleyallen]

They just need to put a page designer-type spin on it. Then people will think they sell by the thousands.

That is perhaps one of your more needlessly asshole-ish statements.

I'm sure it's not even in the top 100.

And you need to get better on the name-calling. ****tard.

Better name? How about: Ugly, fetid, blood-stained-tampon-sucking racoon ****er?
Jizm-covered midget-porn reject?
****-splattered, pig-masturbating zygote smear?

I could go on but why bother? Besides it's time to go home. The good news is tomorrow is a new day. The bad news is, you'll still be a elephant-fisting, toilet-water-drinking abortion leftover when the sun rises again.

OHHHHHHH

Thinking about that weekend with Alberto again, dog?

Nope, I was thinking more about alley handing you your ass after you asked him to do so.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving dickhead.

It's just a stream of names. I barely read it.

Yawn. Thanks for playing, dog. Now go back to dreaming about what if Gore and Kerry had run decent campaigns ...

First you post an absolutely unnecessary dig on a topic that didn't even call for it, then you ask me to come up with better names. You pretend not to have read it despite me handing you your ass on a platter carved up like a Sunday ham and garnished with little sprigs of your ego, and you drop a second totally unnecessary and irrelevant dig, which again had no point on this thread.

You really are a tool and a troll. I'm only sorry I didn't spend more time coming up with more expletive-laced names for you.

 

[DyePack]

They just need to put a page designer-type spin on it. Then people will think they sell by the thousands.

That is perhaps one of your more needlessly asshole-ish statements.

I'm sure it's not even in the top 100.

And you need to get better on the name-calling. ****tard.

Better name? How about: Ugly, fetid, blood-stained-tampon-sucking racoon ****er?
Jizm-covered midget-porn reject?
****-splattered, pig-masturbating zygote smear?

I could go on but why bother? Besides it's time to go home. The good news is tomorrow is a new day. The bad news is, you'll still be a elephant-fisting, toilet-water-drinking abortion leftover when the sun rises again.

OHHHHHHH

Thinking about that weekend with Alberto again, dog?

Nope, I was thinking more about alley handing you your ass after you asked him to do so.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving dickhead.

It's just a stream of names. I barely read it.

Yawn. Thanks for playing, dog. Now go back to dreaming about what if Gore and Kerry had run decent campaigns ...

I'm only sorry I didn't spend more time coming up with more expletive-laced names for you.

You should be sorry. Those sucked.

 

[alleyallen]

They just need to put a page designer-type spin on it. Then people will think they sell by the thousands.

That is perhaps one of your more needlessly asshole-ish statements.

I'm sure it's not even in the top 100.

And you need to get better on the name-calling. ****tard.

Better name? How about: Ugly, fetid, blood-stained-tampon-sucking racoon ****er?
Jizm-covered midget-porn reject?
****-splattered, pig-masturbating zygote smear?

I could go on but why bother? Besides it's time to go home. The good news is tomorrow is a new day. The bad news is, you'll still be a elephant-fisting, toilet-water-drinking abortion leftover when the sun rises again.

OHHHHHHH

Thinking about that weekend with Alberto again, dog?

Nope, I was thinking more about alley handing you your ass after you asked him to do so.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving dickhead.

It's just a stream of names. I barely read it.

Yawn. Thanks for playing, dog. Now go back to dreaming about what if Gore and Kerry had run decent campaigns ...

I'm only sorry I didn't spend more time coming up with more expletive-laced names for you.

You should be sorry. Those sucked.

If you can come up with something more original that Dogturdo and ****tard, I'd like to hear it. But I seriously doubt if you're capable of coming up with something good in a reasonable period of time.

 

[poindexter]

Sorry to threadjack.

It comes out to about a $4,500 loss per phone.

 

[alleyallen]

Sorry to threadjack.

It comes out to about a $4,500 loss per phone.

Thanks Poin. Appreciate the math.

 

[flanders]

Yes, this launch has been about as successful as New Coke, and it's very been fun to trash them for this financial disaster. Business schools will study this for years to come on how NOT to launch a product --- wrong time of year, overpriced, misjudged target market, etc.

BUT, I will say, as an owner of the new phone --- the Samsung Ace -- who just got it for relative peanuts, the sports content absolutely rocks, it's fast as hell, and the special features are very cool. And I gotta say I like the new Reggie Bush commercial, the one where Bush is at his fantasy draft and guilts his buddy into taking him (Reggie) first in his so he can then steal Larry Johnson at #2. Using a top name athlete is a far better idea than using that greasy-haired douche outside Bristol trying to get in (although those commercials actually explained the phone a little better). And at least they switched from that god-awful Sanyo cinderblock to a razr-like Samsumg.

Was Mobile ESPN a good idea in the first place? No. They thought males who love sports would follow them over a cliff just because they're ESPN. Is the phone at least getting better from an aesthetic and marketing perspective? I think so. In other words, while I myself have wished them to just disappear throughout most of this, I have a feeling they'll at least show some life over the next year or so.

 

[Chef]

Sorry to threadjack.

It comes out to about a $4,500 loss per phone.

****, I forgot what the actual topic was for a bit.

After watching the Three Amigos **** all over each other for a full page, I kinda lost focus.