The Pop-Tart Tragedy

[Uncle.Ruckus]

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3

gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

*** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***

 

[House M.D.]

Say whaaa?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Jim Irsay, you get off Ruckus' sign-on this instant!

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Wegman's has a store brand for almost everything, and they are usually just about as good as the brand name, but no Wegman's toaster pastries. That's my Pop-Tart tragedy.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

i dont luv yu forevr, i luv yu fivever

 

[Mystery Meat II]

i dont luv yu forevr, i luv yu fivever

(dat mean you luv her moar dan 4evr)

 

[spikechiquet]

My God. I read that and understood it!!!

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Ten times better: https://audioboo.fm/boos/490888-the-pop-tart-tragedy

 

[dooley_womack1]

This is a meme I am so glad I am not attuned to.

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

i dont luv yu forevr, i luv yu fivever

(dat mean you luv her moar dan 4evr)

All my Hawaiian friends type like this.

 

[Zeke12]

This is a meme I am so glad I am not attuned to.

U wld cry evrytiem

 

[spikechiquet]

This is a meme I am so glad I am not attuned to.

I'll stick to the chick that drinks beer through her ear.

 

[Starman]

wha da fuq

 

[BDC99]

Curious why she asked HIM to get the Pop-Tart, not knowing the ring was inside. Shouldn't he have asked her if she WANTED a Pop-Tart if he had such a grand plan? Stupid story. :)

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Well, if we're going to tear apart this poor kid's tale of woe, what sort of cheap-ass buster buys a ring so small it can be hidden in a Pop-Tart without being detected?

I choose not to do that. I choose to lik dis cuz i crey evertim

 

[BDC99]

Well, if we're going to tear apart this poor kid's tale of woe, what sort of cheap-ass buster buys a ring so small it can be hidden in a Pop-Tart without being detected?

The kind of kid who has to eat Pop-Tarts on a regular basis?

 

[93Devil]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

I was at the store the other day and they have way more Pop-Tart flavors than I ever imagined possible.

Why they got rid of the Double Berry flavor is a huge mystery.

 

[Buck]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

Those are excellent, but frosted cherry remains the pinnacle of Pop-Tart achievement.