The Pop-Tart Tragedy

[Bodie_Broadus]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

Those are excellent, but frosted cherry remains the pinnacle of Pop-Tart achievement.

Nope.

Strawberry.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

I went home one weekend from college to work. I came back Sunday morning to find my roomie, two of my frat brother and three girls sharing space. One guy and the girl he was with - a board-skinny freshman cheerleader I had previously hit on - were in my bed.
The third party was on the floor amid empty jugs of plastic margarita mix bottles.

And ... all of my chocolate Pop-Tarts had been eaten. This pissed me off more than anything else that day.

20 years later, the guy in my bed with the cheerleader still brings up the Pop-Tarts.

 

[Guy_Incognito]

 

[wicked]

Lennay Kekua choked to death on a Pop Tart?

 

[spikechiquet]

I went home one weekend from college to work. I came back Sunday morning to find my roomie, two of my frat brother and three girls sharing space. One guy and the girl he was with - a board-skinny freshman cheerleader I had previously hit on - were in my bed.
The third party was on the floor amid empty jugs of plastic margarita mix bottles.

And ... all of my chocolate Pop-Tarts had been eaten. This pissed me off more than anything else that day.

20 years later, the guy in my bed with the cheerleader still brings up the Pop-Tarts.

I didn't get past the description of the cheerleader. I need pics of GTFO.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

Those are excellent, but frosted cherry remains the pinnacle of Pop-Tart achievement.

Nope.

Strawberry.

I haven't had 'em in forevs, but the more chocolatey and icing-encrusted and sprinkle-covered, the better.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

I went home one weekend from college to work. I came back Sunday morning to find my roomie, two of my frat brother and three girls sharing space. One guy and the girl he was with - a board-skinny freshman cheerleader I had previously hit on - were in my bed.
The third party was on the floor amid empty jugs of plastic margarita mix bottles.

And ... all of my chocolate Pop-Tarts had been eaten. This pissed me off more than anything else that day.

20 years later, the guy in my bed with the cheerleader still brings up the Pop-Tarts.

I didn't get past the description of the cheerleader. I need pics of GTFO.

The description is far better than the photos of said cheerleader; a drunken, closing time 6.

And I am not saying that as a bitter man who was unable to get very far with said cheerleader, while his less charming and attractive fraternity brother fared better.

 

[Buck]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

Those are excellent, but frosted cherry remains the pinnacle of Pop-Tart achievement.

Nope.

Strawberry.

You are incorrect.
That's just science.

 

[Huggy]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

Those are excellent, but frosted cherry remains the pinnacle of Pop-Tart achievement.

Nope.

Strawberry.

I haven't had 'em in forevs, but the more chocolatey and icing-encrusted and sprinkle-covered, the better.

This. A million times this.

 

[Buck]

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

Those are excellent, but frosted cherry remains the pinnacle of Pop-Tart achievement.

Nope.

Strawberry.

You are incorrect.
That's just science.

Next thing I know you'll be telling me Coke is better than Pepsi.

 

[Buck]

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

Those are excellent, but frosted cherry remains the pinnacle of Pop-Tart achievement.

Nope.

Strawberry.

You are incorrect.
That's just science.

Next thing I know you'll be telling me Coke is better than Pepsi.

I don't have a dog in that fight.
I drink Coke or Pepsi with alacrity.

I dig the Pepsi Next. Why does Coke not have an equivalent?

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

When I go to a restaurant and ask for Pepsi and they say "Is Coke okay?" I always say no, because it's not.